BATHROOM (skit)
Charlton Howard
You have one new voice message
First voice message
Are you fucking serious?
You had Alyssa over there?
I saw her picture in your fucking bathroom
You can't say that's not your fucking bathroom
I see the grey towels and I see the cologne in your background
You're a fucking piece of shit, Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth fucking grade
I hate you
I hope you die
You have one new voice message
Tienes un nuevo mensaje de voz
First voice message
Primer mensaje de voz
Are you fucking serious?
¿Estás jodidamente en serio?
You had Alyssa over there?
¿Tenías a Alyssa allí?
I saw her picture in your fucking bathroom
Vi su foto en tu jodido baño
You can't say that's not your fucking bathroom
No puedes decir que ese no es tu jodido baño
I see the grey towels and I see the cologne in your background
Veo las toallas grises y veo el colonia en tu fondo
You're a fucking piece of shit, Charlton
Eres una mierda, Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth fucking grade
Ella ha sido mi amiga desde el sexto jodido grado
I hate you
Te odio
I hope you die
Espero que mueras
You have one new voice message
Você tem uma nova mensagem de voz
First voice message
Primeira mensagem de voz
Are you fucking serious?
Você está falando sério?
You had Alyssa over there?
Você tinha a Alyssa aí?
I saw her picture in your fucking bathroom
Eu vi a foto dela no seu maldito banheiro
You can't say that's not your fucking bathroom
Você não pode dizer que esse não é o seu maldito banheiro
I see the grey towels and I see the cologne in your background
Eu vejo as toalhas cinzas e vejo o colônia no seu fundo
You're a fucking piece of shit, Charlton
Você é um maldito pedaço de merda, Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth fucking grade
Ela tem sido minha amiga desde a sexta série
I hate you
Eu te odeio
I hope you die
Eu espero que você morra
You have one new voice message
Vous avez un nouveau message vocal
First voice message
Premier message vocal
Are you fucking serious?
Tu es sérieux putain?
You had Alyssa over there?
Tu avais Alyssa chez toi?
I saw her picture in your fucking bathroom
J'ai vu sa photo dans ta putain de salle de bain
You can't say that's not your fucking bathroom
Tu ne peux pas dire que ce n'est pas ta putain de salle de bain
I see the grey towels and I see the cologne in your background
Je vois les serviettes grises et je vois le parfum en arrière-plan
You're a fucking piece of shit, Charlton
Tu es une putain de merde, Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth fucking grade
C'est mon amie depuis la sixième putain de classe
I hate you
Je te déteste
I hope you die
J'espère que tu meurs
You have one new voice message
Sie haben eine neue Sprachnachricht
First voice message
Erste Sprachnachricht
Are you fucking serious?
Bist du verdammt ernst?
You had Alyssa over there?
Hattest du Alyssa bei dir?
I saw her picture in your fucking bathroom
Ich habe ihr Bild in deinem verdammten Badezimmer gesehen
You can't say that's not your fucking bathroom
Du kannst nicht sagen, dass das nicht dein verdammtes Badezimmer ist
I see the grey towels and I see the cologne in your background
Ich sehe die grauen Handtücher und ich sehe das Parfüm in deinem Hintergrund
You're a fucking piece of shit, Charlton
Du bist ein verdammtes Stück Scheiße, Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth fucking grade
Das ist seit der sechsten verdammten Klasse mein Freund
I hate you
Ich hasse dich
I hope you die
Ich hoffe, du stirbst
You have one new voice message
Hai un nuovo messaggio vocale
First voice message
Primo messaggio vocale
Are you fucking serious?
Stai scherzando?
You had Alyssa over there?
Avevi Alyssa da te?
I saw her picture in your fucking bathroom
Ho visto la sua foto nel tuo maledetto bagno
You can't say that's not your fucking bathroom
Non puoi dire che non è il tuo maledetto bagno
I see the grey towels and I see the cologne in your background
Vedo gli asciugamani grigi e vedo il profumo sullo sfondo
You're a fucking piece of shit, Charlton
Sei un maledetto pezzo di merda, Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth fucking grade
È stata la mia amica dalla sesta maledetta classe
I hate you
Ti odio
I hope you die
Spero che tu muoia