Big Boys

Winter has arrived, y'all
Temperature's droppin'
And you know what that means
It's cuffin' season
That time of year when we find a man
To keep us warm through these cold months
But not just any man will do that's right
We out here lookin' for some big boys

It's cuffin' season
And now we've got a reason to get a big boy
I need a big boy give me a big boy
(Big, b-big, b-big, big boy)
It's cuffin' season
And all the girls are leavin'
To get a big boy (Big boy)
I need a big boy (Big boy) i want a big boy

I need a big boy w-wit' polar bear arms
Keeps me warm in the winter snow storm
Wind chill is bitin' but
His jackets are zipped
He bring in my groceries in just one trip

Till the sun comes back
I need a big boy hottie
Makes his own heat with his boy boy body
For the next three months
Skinny boys is dead
Forget a six pack, I need the whole damn keg

Big boy w-with a big ole back
A California king, refrigerator stacked
With steaks on steaks on steaks
On steaks on steaks
Bu-bu-butter, bacon, cheese
And lasagna in the tray

Need an enormous man with an enormous stand
Feeds me snacks with his enormous hands
And I hope he asks me
To be his winter-wife 'cause
Messin' with a big boy will change your life

It's cuffin' season
And all the girls be needin'
I need a big boy i want a big boy
Give me a big boy

I need a big boy body, like a bouncer
Big mouth-breather and legs like a monster
Get in the bed and he gonna do me right
And when we all done he gonna snore all night
And then he stops hey, babe
Did this man just die?

Anything I need, my big boy got it
If I need a snack
He got Snickers in his pocket
Big warm hoodie, yeah
You know I'm gonna rock it
And if we gon' travel
You know he gon' put me in first-class
'cause he don't fit in the back

Hey, big boys (Ah, ah) go big boys (Ah, ah)
Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)
I like 'em big boys (Ah, ah)
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Punkie i thought you only liked girls
I love girls, but they can't keep me warm
I wanna be the little-spoon sometimes
It's like this

I been mannin' up the whole year
Taking care of kids and wife
I mow the lawn, take out the trash
You don't think that I be tired?
All I do is work and stress and I could
Use a big boy so I could just relax
He need to have them love handles in
The front and in the back and, yes
I want 'em three layers
Like McDonald's BigMacs
But if we talkin' girls, yo
I like my women big and it
Don't matter what the season
Like 'em thick all year, yeah, yeah

It's cuffin' season
And now we got a reason to get a big boy
I want a big boy give me a big, big, big boy

We out here, ladies
We the reason for the season
These bears don't hibernate in the winter
You know where to find us
We'll be shovelin' snow in shorts
Big, b-big, b-big boys