Don't Drive Drunk

He and his wife have had problems
That he's played off like nothing's wrong
'Til he comes home from work early
Just to find the girl is gone
Oh, well he gets into the cupboard
Picks out that bottle of gin
Drinks like there's no tomorrow
And decides to take a spin

Oh, don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad

Teenager at a live party
Says, "give me one for the road"
But he's already so inebriated
If you lit a smoke he'd explode
Oh, but bartender says, "I don't think so"
Young one says, "I can deal"
Staggering out he says, "Check y'all later"
But I really don't think he will

No, don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk, no, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad

Boy out with girl on their first date
Gets pulled over by the law
Officer says, "Hey can't you drive straight
Or have you been drinking alcohol?"
Boy says, "Man, are you crazy?"
Cop says, "Hey, then walk this line"
But results from the breathalyzer
Proves he's charged with D.U.I.

Don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk, no, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Say it again
Don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk, no, no, no, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad

No, don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk
Don't you drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Hey, don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad

Oh, don't drive drunk
Oh, don't drive drunk, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad