Scaffolding Is In

Come in, come in and make yourself a little room
We're all fun people here, no time for gloom
Our compartment's really swinging
Join the party, join the singing
Come in and find yourself a little room

Put away those frightened eyes
Don't tell me how you are or roll a tear
If you feel your facade falling
Get behind an old tarpaulin
Scaffolding is in this year

Try an eager smile just for size
If it doesn't make you feel you want to cheer
It won't be too revealing
Though you sensе the stucco peeling
Scaffolding is in this year

Come in and try somе on, the latest gear
It'll stop you looking so unnervingly sincere
There's no need to be uncouth
I don't want to hear the truth
We're trying to enjoy ourselves in here

Don't bring your worries here, that's my advice
Don't rock the carriage or you'll spill the beer
If your countenance is cracking
Quickly have it veiled in sacking
Scaffolding is in this year

You'll have to learn to compromise
Get refaced with a weatherproof sneer
Forget about the cracks
They can jack 'em up with jacks
Scaffolding is in this year

Stop clawing at my face, pull yourself together, dear
Or the people in the luggage rack and corridor will hear
Stop screaming, please don't sink your teeth into my hand
I'm standing on your stomach cos there's nowhere else to stand
But we're all together now, no need to fear

Don't pull the communication cord, I'm sure that isn't wise
Settle down, have fun, stop trying to interfere
If this is an emergency, it's probably too late
And anyway, with whom does the cord communicate?
If you'd only wear your scaffold, you wouldn't worry about fate
And we've all got scaffolding here