Grinch

First off, fuck Santa Claus
He ain't never done shit for a nigga like me
People been hating on me since
I was like three
Just because I was different and
My skin was light green
Hating and spreading rumors all over IG
I see them coming for everything that I be
Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth
My skin, my hair
And the fucking way that I speak (LexNour)
Was the night before Christmas
All through the house
I sat in my room alone with no spouse
Scrolling my phone, comparing myself
To people who don’t put no food in my mouth
Who looking around, jerking off
To Bella Thorne's OnlyFans account
("Aah-aah-aah!") while scheming the system
And faking dеpression
So I can get rich just to double my clout
I’m tirеd of Christmas
I don’t want a present
Can’t wait for the future, I’m done the past
I’m fucking up Santa on sight if I see him
I’m punching his belly and kicking his ass
Rudolph can get it
That red on his nose 'a get
Put on his head if he’s talking that trash
Döner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen
And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance, uh!
Santa gon’ think I’m a psycho
I’m dunking these cookies like Michael
I’m fucking Ms claus
Then I’m posting the vid
So your ho-ho-ho is viral ("Aah-aah!")
Life is a vicious cycle
Karma comes around and bites you
This for everybody who was mean
And bullied me down in Whoville
Back in high school
Listen, I’m not ugly, it’s acquired taste
My hams greens with the eggs and steak
I max out on my dog
I’m scamming unemployment out
In several states
I drive stick, I don’t need a sleigh
Need no hooks, 'cause I’ve mastered bait (Uh)
I’m so good
Even Santa plays this song on Christmas
I’m the Grinch!
No hands when I’m taking a piss
No condom when I’m fucking ya bitch
In and out like the burger
I'm saucing the patty so buns
On my dick a stick
I don’t need fire to heat to my crib
You dumb fuck, I’m already lit
And the only time you’ll ever rap better
Is when you're wrapping Christmas gifts
I wanna know if you're naughty or nice
I bet you pray on the
Downfall of others like me
Whenever you sleep at night
Fuck this society
Everyone acts like they’re perfect
While judging another’s life
You don’t qualify to judge on what is wrong
From right, you're not God!
Oh, my God! I’m 'bout to throw massive fit
A punch, I don’t care if you’re a pacifist
I’ll pass this fist like a
Perfect Steve Nash pass assist
You straight ass, all you pass is gas
And if you do the math
You’ll never be half of half
What my active is
I’m captaining you cap that's a asterisks
To say you should never try to be an activist
(yeah) let me explain my pain and
Why I’m going insane
And why your negative energy’s
Penetrating my brain
I got a fetish for dead-ish
I’ll JJ Reddish your face
For speaking plethoric rhetoric on
A veterans name don’t ever speak on my green
Unless it's money I've made
And if you do it ag-g-gain
I'ma k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kick in your face
Then take my bodybuilder body run
And pick the pace
Back to my cave, up the mountain
Where I’ll kick up my legs
I know you’re sick of how I innovate
Santa has been jealous
Looking for ways to eliminate
You can suck this- STD if you abbreviate
Deviate, abracadabra, you keep on talking
You’ll disintegrate time to sing the great
Chimney-sliding milk cookie diving sleigh
Driving elf and high-fiving jolly
Fat smiling guy
That rides private without no license
G-R-IN-C-H
I’m all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol
I’m depressed, that’s okay
I take drugs to pick me up like ground balls
You can tell by my I eyeballs
I self loath so much I might call
1-800-GOT-JUNK
And tell them I think I'm suicidal
And if they don’t pick up
I’ll kill myself and then I'll go viral
Then tell God we need a Grinch chapter
In next years New Age Bible
Then get spiteful look at Earth and see all
Of my haters living life, so
Seek revival and kill them and all their
Friends on my arrival! And once I arrive
You should pray I decide not
To come for your neck
Do not be cordial and smile in face
You’re a snake, and I've heard all the
Lies that you’ve spread
Do not say sorry or act
Like you made a mistake
And pretend that you want to be friends
'Cause now it’s too late and
The shit that you’ve said
Are the words that have driven
Me over the edge now I see red
Now I see bullets in unison
Traveling straight to your head
Now I see people in pain
Their emotions are withering
Hanging on just by a thread
You should of left me alone
The unknown was the thrill you
Were searching for, but now, instead
I’m lyrically piercing your flesh
For that thrill
And I’ll do it again and again and again
Look in the mirror, there is no reflection
'Cause you’re getting sick
You hate on everyone
You selfish narcissistic fucking prick!
You’ve destroyed me with your words
I might just cut off both your lips
And then go trans and cut my shit
If it means you’ll get off my dick!

Even the nicest people have their limit's
Play stupid games and win stupid prizes
Merry Christmas