The Orgasmic Ballad of The Scrotum & The Shaft

[Intro]
Long ago before you and me
There lived something with utter most beauty

[Chorus]
My penis is my best friend
Our fun time never ends
He's my milking buddy
My fuddy dutty
Who makes everything feel grand
My balls are my best buddy
They hang beneath my tummy
And our play time never ends
My penis friend, my penis

[Verse]
He's a 2 when soft
And a 5 at his best
And when it's cold
He may become less
He's perky, and potent
He's a little flamboyant
My scrotum and shaft
Won't make any girl laugh
It makes pee and cum
And sometimes blood
And it's surround by my pubes
Which are my bestest buds
My dick and balls yeah

[Chorus]
My penis is my best friend
Our fun time never ends
He's my milking buddy
My fuddy dutty
Who makes everything feel grand
My balls are my best buddy
They hang beneath my tummy
And our play time never ends
My penis friend, my penis friend

[Bridge]
When he's soft I don't love him any less
He's just a, he's just a little guy
But he's my little guy, my little guy!
And he means everything to me
I need to stop the song, I need to stop the song
Okay, okay, I'm- I'm good

[Chorus]
My penis is my best friend
Our fun time never ends
He's my milking buddy
My fuddy dutty
Who makes everything feel grand
My penis is my best (friend)
Our fun time never ends
He's my milking buddy
My (fuddy dutty)
Who makes everything feel grand
My balls are my best buddy
They hang beneath my tummy
And our play time never ends
My penis friend, my penis friend

[Outro]
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls