The Moving Song

[Verse 1]
Me and my wife got evicted last week
So now we have to pick up and move to Missouri (Fuck)
We found a house on the ghetto side of town
With two stories and an attic and the walls are brown
It's time to move in, the funs about to begin
I wake up in my new home
I want some cereal in a bowl
"Where the fuck you put the bowls?"
She like, "I don't know man I musta forgot
We were packing and shit, Bitch we been moving a lot"
I'm like "Man, what the fuck?
I want some fucking Lucky Charms
In a bowl with milk and shit
My stomach is alarmed"
"Just eat some waffles man, I don't know what to tell you"
"But I want some lucky charms man!"
"Go get a bowl and spoon"
"Okay okay, I'ma go back to bed"
"Fine, I'll find it myself!"
"Fine, go ahead"
"Alright, I will"
"Alright, go"
"I am.. Now.."
"Alright, bye"
"Bye."
"Go!"

[Verse 2]
I go to the kitchen with the boxes
And I opened a dozen (a dozen!)
And no fucking silverware!
It's just bottles of lotion
So I go to the attic
And then I open another dozen
And then I go to the basement and
Holy fuck I found something
It's fucking porn! A whole lot of fucking porn!!!!!

[Chorus]
Fap, fap, fap, fap
Fap, fap, fap, repeat
Fap, fap, fap, fap
Fap, fap, fap