Public Bathroom
[Verse 1]
Stranger beating off their meat
Leaving cum on the toilet seat
Itching their ass as they walk up and leave
Leaving without hand washing
There's shit stained on the bathroom wall
No locks on the toilet stalls
The seat is covered in shit
I don't know what half of it even is
[Verse 2]
I wipe with the cheapest paper they could buy
Roll it a dozen times for it to feel fine
I don't wanna get shit hands then get pink eye
So I'll wipe with a dozen sheets of this one-ply
[Chorus]
Contemplating life in a bathroom
Why am I hiding when I wear a costume?
In my brain it goes "Pop! Tick! Bam! Boom!"
Am I doomed to the public bathroom?
[Verse 3]
It's too early to live, it's too early to die
So I'll sit here and shit until i'm 45
I'm sleep deprived, I will not lie
That liquid on the floor is white
[Bridge]
It's cum, not again
Maybe I'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
I just stepped into the jizz
It's cum, not again
Maybe I'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
I just stepped into the jizz
[Chorus]
Contemplating life in a bathroom
Why am I hiding when I wear a costume?
In my brain it goes "Pop! Tick! Bam! Boom!"
Am I doomed to the public bathroom?
[Verse 4]
My new friend's beating off their meat
Leaving cum on the toilet seat
Pulling up their pants as they walk up and leave
Leaving now but with hand washing
More shit stained on the bathroom wall
No locks on the toilet stalls (hand washing)
The seat is still covered in shit
Maybe I'll just hold it in
[Bridge 2]
It's cum, not again
(The seat is covered in shit)
Maybe I'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
(Maybe I'll hold it in)
I just stepped into the jizz
It's cum, not again
Maybe I'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
(It's cum, not again)
I just stepped into the jizz
It's cum, not again
Maybe I'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
(I'll hold it in)
I ate the jizz, I ate the jizz
[Interlude]
It's cum, not again
Maybe i'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
I just stepped into the jizz
It's cum, not again
Maybe i'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
I just stepped into the jizz
[Outro]
It's cum, not again
Maybe I'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
I just stepped into the jizz
It's cum, not again
Maybe I'll just hold it in
But I need to shit
I just stepped into the jizz