My Song 69

[Verse 1]
Getting out of bed, yeah
Headache in my head
(Where else would it be)
I need to be fed, yea
Going in a circle, going in a cycle
I'm clowning on myself, gonna need a unicycle
Uno, dos, tres, one, two, three
Boxes of Cheez-It's now inside of me
Wasting my breath, wasting my time
Trying to exist by staying inside
I do my morning shit, wipe for 10 minutes
Then I go and masturbate
Wishing I knew how to date
Wishing I knew how to date
And create something special
I guess, I don't know, maybe?

[Verse 2]
Oh, I need someonе to put my dick into
Or someone to put theirs insidе of me
I need someone who wants to be more than friends
Someone who wants to fuck me
Dear god up above, I am so sorry
I did not mean to be so horny
Anyone that's all I'm asking
We don't even have to do action
I'm just lonely and want someone to hold
Someone I can put my dick in
But that's not important
We don't even have to do that
Bitch, are you asexual ?
Cause I'd be down for that
I just want someone to marry
And have a family with
We can even adopt if you don't want kids
I mean if you can't have kids
But if you don't want them we don't
We don't either
We can get a pet if you don't wanna have them at all
Or we can just grow old the two of us
Or add a third one I can be polyamorous
Even just for a year
A lifetime is the goal here but I can't be picky here
I wanna do the real shit don't want to push away
But I wanna be able to have us communicate
Where are you from?
What you do? What you like?
Any family? Any interests? Are you scared of heights? What's your dreams? Are you sad? Can I fix it for you? Are you scared? I am too, but I'll be here with you
Hi, I'm okay
How are you? How's your day
Let's just get it out the way