The California Lottery
Hey, I won five dollars
But see, I spent eight dollars
Which means I lost three dollars
But I don't really care
I'll just keep on playing
Spend all my money playing
Although the kids are saying
"Mom, the cupboard's bare"
The California lottery
Can make you really rich, you see
You'll win ten million easily
Or spend your life in poverty
I'm gonna win $10,000
And when I win $10,000
I'm gonna spend $10,000
On everything I see
My welfare check is gone again
I cannot pay the rent again
My kids are starving, it's a sin
But I'm gonna win the lottery
They kicked me out for good today
My kids all ran away today
I haven't another buck to play
That really makes mе ill
The California lottery
Has not been very good to mе
It's time to give it up you see
I'll take these sleeping pills...