Mr. Meanie

First you take the body of a big Neanderthal
Put a brick inside his head, but hey, that isn't all
Glue his fingers to his palms so that he'll have tight fists
Draw a sneer onto his face so we'll all know he's pissed

Mr. Meanie-a cartoon character who is just as stupid as his name
Mr. Meanie-a miracle of science because he functions without a brain

Now throw in a chimp so Mr. Meanie has a friend
Add a dash of racism and false pride to defend
Stick him in the pit at every other punk rock show
So he can wreak destruction and inflict his mighty blow

See him punch, see him dive
See him boot kids in the eye
Proving he's the toughest "mosher"
And not losing his ape-like posture
Watch him look intimidating
Hear his remarks which are degrading
What an idiot, what a creep
Just as tough as the other sheep
Mr. Meanie, what a dork! He thinks that he's a martyr
But the meaner that he tries to act just makes us all laugh harder
The best alternative that I see for him to vent his rage
Is to give him Samsonite luggage and lock him in a cave