Lunch With Owen

[Skit: mikage, mikage as Leprechaun]
I didn't bring a knife
Are you sure?
Yes, I didn't bring a knife
Okay, were gonna search your bag then
Okay so, we didn't find anything in your backpack
But, I don't know why people are saying you brought a knife, so
Yeah, I was talking about a knife
Were you talking about having one or seeing someone with one?
Yes, I saw somebody, he looks around 8th or 7th grade with a knife sticking out of his pocket
Oh okay, and when was this?
I have no idea, but I know it was in the morning in the cafeteria
I don't know what time
Okay, were gonna look at the cameras
Your free to go now

[Verse 1: mikage]
I'm off the hook
Gonna read my book
And prеtend nothing happened
Causе everything is okay
But, something might happen
Might ruin my day
Can't make anymore jokes that shout, "I'm gay"

[Verse 2: mikage]
I'm a bit fruity
Better than being a cutie patootie
I'm gonna give my family death duty
I'll stop being so snooty
I've been no ones sweetie
Always been beefing, even when treaty
Run to the bathroom, graffiti

[Verse 3: mikage]
I'm just a faggot choking on a baguette
While shoving maggots up in my ass
Gonna become a tranny and keep my balls
Turn my dick into a pussy
Keep my testy' s and show my besties
I'm so fucking zesty
Turn my cum into, piercings

[Interlude]
Many fantasies are being transformed into realities by modern scientist
We have no time to waste on big technicalities
Research has proven that some people have the ability to see into the future

[Verse 4: mikage]
I hate crackers, telling blacks to work
Despite the fact that crackers are slackers
Hating on the terrorist for hijackers
Ignite firecrackers into the face
Watch the skin fly and flesh expose
The clothes they begone
And my dick is being, beat on

[Verse 5: mikage]
Heal yourself then kill yourself
I need to get out of these bills
Fleeing and heading to Brazil
Waiting for someone to behead me
Dead me, I'm dead meat
Yes I admit, I am defeat
I don't got to repeat
The same fucking cycle

[Outro: mikage, mikage as Leprechaun]
So uh, Ethan, you wanna explain why we have footage of you holding a knife?
Ah shit
Hey, no cussing bitch
So tell us right now, why did you bring the knife
Well uhm