Bobby
[Skit, mikage as Barney & Bobby]
The fuck you mean I smell like shit
You here, drinking your ass off
You don't care about the kids!
Shut the fuck up and get me another Heineken
Bitch, I didn't even agree to have kids
You just got pregnant for no reason
I can't control it, but you can
And I don't care about the kids
You sound like a fucking child
Your not the man I love anymore
Wh-wh-what happened to you
Oh, shit!, bitch you better not hit me again
(screaming)
I put tape over your mouth so you can shut the fuck up
[Verse 1, mikage as Bobby]
Bobby on the fucking beat here yo
I fucking hate my wife
He fucking atе my dog
Cause he's Asian, he can't rеsist the urge
I forgive him, I understand he's starving
I am good person, I am hood hater
I am shit sniffer
[Hook, mikage as Bobby and Barney]
London, London, London, London, London
Are you British?
[Verse 2, mikage as Barney and Bobby]
My husband is so mean to me
I want him to love me again (Shut up!)
I miss the old Bobby Jims
I've been in affair, cheating on my husband Bobby
Cause he's a prostitute (What the fuck did you just say)
[Skit 2, mikage as Bobby and Barney]
Bitch I heard that shit, I'm gonna smack you again
Tell me who you are cheating on me with
No I won't! (gun reloading)
Oh shit!
He has a, oh my fucking go-
Where'd you get that gun from
Oh no, somebody, help, help
[Hook, mikage as Bobby and Barney]
London, London, London, London, London
Are you British?
[Skit 3, mikage as Bobby and Barney]
Bitch you better love me now again
Tell me who you been cheating on me with
Tell me now!
Fine, I tell you
I've been cheating on you with Lucas Scott Turner
Babe, I'm sorry (How could you do this to me)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry (My guest)
Please don't, please don't, I'm so sorry (It's your doom)
Don't kill me, please don't kill me (I trusted you so much, don't even try calling for help cause you know your fucking dead)
(gun shooting)