Typical College Party

I was chillin' up in a party
Not even lookin' for nobody
Not fadin' those with no body
But came this one with a body
My flesh wanted to mess
Lower bones pressed on my chest
It was so obvious it's a test
Devil wearin' a dress
Was this really worth it
She was walkin with no skeleton
Winkin' Walkin' Weighin' Me
Claimin she could scale a ten
Noticed I was tall and she still claimed
That she could scale a ten

All this I had to mention
So you could understand temptation
Girls blind to who's running game
Well check who's steady lacinup
Approachin you upum
Please don't let him down
Cause if you were down
You would let him get a touch then down
Then you go from a noun
To the, talk of the town
Spittin verbage, bout your
Swervege as he gives his dog a pound
Aw man, and that is a

Typical college party hey, hey that is a
Typical college- you know what?
That's too long of a hook
It's too complicated i'm just gonna go in
On college parties, like, check it
Freestyle

So y'all be joking on me
Talking bout I ain't hip, see
I'm the dumb one, you walk in groups in 50
Everybody stops and thinking y'all
Up to no good
And y'all just gotta make all noise
So they know you're so hood
And y'all bumrush the parties and
Start to tap girls
Then you do this thing and
Then you smack yourself in
Like "Yo can you feel
That? Is that Novacane? Please play my song
Could you play Make It Rain?" Why?
I can't breathe cause it's so hot in here
Sound system's wack cause there's too
Many people in here sound can't get through
I can't get through we can't even move
We can't even groove
Like what's the point of this?
It's in the same place
And, wait you tryna charge me?
You tryna charge me for a party
Like it's some kind of club
And we squished like some bugs
And we just all some thugs
Cause we just push around
And we play all those crunk songs
We play all these hype songs
Then girls try to twerk and everybody's
Like "that's the wrong song"
Typical college party, seriously
It's like shut down by 1: 30
Or shut down by 2: 30
And it's barely worth it
Cause we hot and we ain't get
To jerk with a friend yeah
I hope y'all know now
That that is a typical college party
Shout outs to Scotland dorm
Best first semester of college you
Could give a brother but second semester no
Typical college parties, feel me
Shout outs to Clarence though