¿Cuándo fue lanzada la canción “Alfred's Theme” por Eminem?

La canción Alfred's Theme fue lanzada en 2020, en el álbum “Music to Be Murdered By - Side B”.

¿Quién compuso la canción “Alfred's Theme” de Eminem?

La canción “Alfred's Theme” de Eminem fue compuesta por Charles Francois Gounod, Luis Resto, Marshall B. III Mathers.

Alfred's Theme

Charles Francois Gounod, Luis Resto, Marshall B. III Mathers

Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)
Coronavirus in effect tonight
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)
I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah)
Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)
Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah)
Then call the pallbearer (yeah)
It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box
You're all hitched to my cock (What?)
Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
Then treated it like a cyclops
Like it's the only one I got
And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)
Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
That's why there's parental advising every time I drop
So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous
Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
Still on top the pile
Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
Quick to call you out on your bullshit
Don't make me give that crock a dial
'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator
Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)
I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)
But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah)
Go in my garage, start my van
Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
And doze off like snores, but odds like that with these thoughts I have's
Like a giant getting squashed by ants
If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)
Small, medium, and large size cans
Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands

Shit, hold on, man
Motherfucker
Happy birthday to
Fuck (shh, quiet)

I sit in silence in candlelit environments
Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch

What the fuck? Hold on, wait
"I'm Diddy's side bitch"
Oh, I'm still east side, bitch

So until the E-N-D, since EPMD
Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D.R.E and me (yup)
From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch)
Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha)
So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)
'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall
Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)
Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)
My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)
I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (duh)
Dukes of Hazzard car, get the cadaver dogs
'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)
This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word
Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander
But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)
And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
Or they gon' give me the needle (what) like a vinyl scratcher
Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf
But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (bark, bark, bar king)
And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
I'd describe it as bowling (why) ball hard (ball's hard)
'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens
The cypher begins
I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe
It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
My mind is a recycling bin
There's no place I never been
But I never budge and I never bend
You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
Like adult diapers for men
Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
But if bar's were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)
So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Phillies hat (haha)
No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
Bitch, you'd probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
You're always punkin' out like Halloween
You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but
Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole

Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
Fuck it

Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)

Antes de probar el micrófono (prueba, prueba, uno, dos)

I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)

Le doy una pasada extra con una toallita desinfectante de Lysol (buenas noches)

Coronavirus in effect tonight

Coronavirus en efecto esta noche

Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)

Antisépticos a bordo, tengo de todos los tipos (sí)

I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah)

Me pongo mi esmoquin, luego (sí) no me importa nada, luego (sí)

Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)

Actúo como un suspensorio (uh), me agarro las pelotas, luego (sí)

Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah)

Reviso mi vello púbico (¿qué?), me aseguro de que esté todo allí (sí)

Then call the pallbearer (yeah)

Luego llamo al portador del féretro (sí)

It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?

Es Música para ser asesinado de nuevo, ¿por qué parar?

Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box

Exceso como una bomba de tubería en tu ataúd de pino

You're all hitched to my cock (What?)

Todos están enganchados a mi polla (¿Qué?)

Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot

Pasé de fichar en el reloj a tener mi oportunidad

Then treated it like a cyclops

Luego lo traté como a un cíclope

Like it's the only one I got

Como si fuera el único que tengo

And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)

Y mis pensamientos son como nueves cargados (chk-chk)

Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked

Cada línea es obscena, la mente más pervertida, tengo la rima más sucia almacenada

That's why there's parental advising every time I drop

Por eso hay asesoramiento parental cada vez que lanzo

So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal

Así que pon el tema de Alfred, lo canalizaré como el Canal de Panamá

But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?

¿Pero cómo podría molestarme por decir que la basura es todo lo que saco?

Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out

Perra, todavía consigo la bolsa cuando saco la basura

Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out

Además, la boca sucia, no voy a lavarla

The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous

El más sucio, así que todo este hablar de "estoy acabado", qué absurdo

Because if cleanliness is next to godliness

Porque si la limpieza está al lado de la piedad

It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself

Es obvio que es imposible para mí estar al lado de mí mismo

And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun

Y estoy por ese capital como un sustantivo propio

Still on top the pile

Todavía en la cima de la pila

Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial

Me tiene sentado en números como una llamada de bolsillo

Quick to call you out on your bullshit

Rápido para llamarte por tus tonterías

Don't make me give that crock a dial

No me hagas darle ese cocodrilo

'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator

Porque si lo hago, es hasta luego, cocodrilo

Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one

Salí del remolque, luego hice un voto de no servir a nadie

So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account

Así que odio, he ganado la misma cantidad que está en mi cuenta bancaria

So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the

Así que aquí hay más mierda para que te quejes, digo las

Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)

Barras que nunca aflojan, pero siempre son atacadas (sí)

I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that

Creo que me están apuntando, está empezando a sentirse así

Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit

Como si estuviera marcado, porque cuando rapeo, es como caer de espaldas en un pozo de alquitrán

'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)

Porque tengo este objetivo en mi espalda (ew, asco)

But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans

Pero si alguna vez traicioné a mis fans y perdí a mis Stans

I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah)

Probablemente tomaría cinco Xans (sí)

Go in my garage, start my van

Iría a mi garaje, arrancaría mi furgoneta

Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can

Inhalaría tanto monóxido de carbono y escape como pudiera

And doze off like snores, but odds like that with these thoughts I have's

Y me quedaría dormido como ronquidos, pero las probabilidades de que con estos pensamientos tenga

Like a giant getting squashed by ants

Es como un gigante aplastado por hormigas

If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors

Si esta es la prueba del tiempo, pasaría con colores voladores

Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)

Como si acabara de tirar mis crayones (tiré mis crayones)

Small, medium, and large size cans

Pequeñas, medianas y grandes latas de tamaño

Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands

Desinfectantes de todos los tipos, marcas, cuestan nueve bandas

Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and

Que es un pequeño precio por las toallitas de Lysol y

If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands

Si mis palmas rozan mis pantalones, me lavo las manos

Shit, hold on, man

Mierda, espera, hombre

Motherfucker

Hijo de puta

Happy birthday to

Feliz cumpleaños a

Fuck (shh, quiet)

Joder (shh, silencio)

I sit in silence in candlelit environments

Me siento en silencio en ambientes iluminados con velas

Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent

Bebo Wild Irish mientras me vuelvo violento

Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this

Visiones homicidas cuando escupo así

But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes

Pero realmente solo estoy cumpliendo mi deseo de matar rimas

Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this

Lo cual es realmente infantil y tonto, pero realmente soy así

I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch

Le doy pesadillas a Billie Eilish, soy la puta de Diddy

What the fuck? Hold on, wait

¿Qué coño? Espera, espera

"I'm Diddy's side bitch"

"Soy la puta de Diddy"

Oh, I'm still east side, bitch

Oh, todavía soy del este, perra

So until the E-N-D, since EPMD

Así que hasta el final, desde EPMD

Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D.R.E and me (yup)

He estado dándoles el negocio (sí), D.R.E y yo (sí)

From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch)

Desde el MMLP hasta el MTBMB (perra)

Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha)

Perra, es 2020, todavía no me ves (jaja)

So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)

Así que llámame Santa Claus (Santa Claus)

'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall

Porque en el presente (sí), los supero a todos en el rap, estoy en el centro comercial

Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)

Tengo a tu perra en un baño público, podría chupar un baloncesto (uh)

Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)

A través de una pajita de plástico (sí) con la mandíbula fracturada (maldita sea)

My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)

Mi pene es como un guardarropa (ja), ella quiere masturbarlo (sí)

I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law

Estoy tan lejos de la barra, debería practicar la ley

Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (duh)

Mentalmente, estoy jodido en general (duh)

Dukes of Hazzard car, get the cadaver dogs

Coche de los Dukes de Hazzard, consigue los perros cadáver

'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked

Porque esto es asesinato, asesinato y te matarán, matarán

This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)

Esta música está a punto de matarte, brr, brr (brr)

This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"

Esta chica me llamó, dijo, "Chirp, chirp"

I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"

Dije, "Hut, hut, levanta tu falda, falda"

Then go eat some worms, like the early bird

Luego ve a comer algunos gusanos, como el pájaro madrugador

What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word

¿Qué coño es el amor? Esa es una palabra sucia

Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth

Hazme caer en ella, no hay una chica en la Tierra

Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt

O en cualquier otro planeta, eso es un mundo de dolor

And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander

Y no compraré un diseñador, porque no adulo

But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)

Pero estoy de vuelta con tantos nudos, necesito un quiropráctico (maldita sea)

And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after

Y este es el capítulo final, porque después me freirán

Or they gon' give me the needle (what) like a vinyl scratcher

O me van a dar la aguja (¿qué?) como un rascador de vinilo

Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark

Sí, soy una tarjeta, como Hallmark

At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art

En Walmart con un carrito pequeño comprando arte de pared

And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't

Y todos los que dicen ser perros no lo son

No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf

No muerden como un árbol, en su mayoría solo ladran, guau, guau

But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (bark, bark, bar king)

Pero están eligiendo el árbol equivocado, me llaman perro porque estoy ladrando (ladrido, ladrido, rey del ladrido)

And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park

Y tengo mucho, sí, como donde se estacionan los coches

I'd describe it as bowling (why) ball hard (ball's hard)

Lo describiría como bolos (¿por qué?) bola dura (bola dura)

'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when

Porque la cuneta es donde está mi mente y cuando

It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten

Está en este marco, mejor dividir como el cinco y el diez

'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again

Porque sin un segundo de sobra, estoy golpeando de nuevo

And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens

Y cuando el ritmo está en mi callejón, voy directo a los bolígrafos

The cypher begins

El círculo de rap comienza

I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe

Estoy hablando mierda como la heroína, el micrófono es una jeringa

It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin

Es como una borrachera, Vicodin, lo compararía con el estaño

My mind is a recycling bin

Mi mente es un contenedor de reciclaje

There's no place I never been

No hay lugar donde nunca haya estado

But I never budge and I never bend

Pero nunca me muevo y nunca me doblo

You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends

Te hiperextiendes en mí, la vida de este juego depende

Like adult diapers for men

Como pañales para adultos para hombres

Even when I'm rappin' less stellar

Incluso cuando estoy rapeando menos estelar

It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller

Son uvas agrias, todavía me quejo, soy el mejor vendedor

Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth

Como un trey deuce, te rociaré mientras estos disparos penetran en la cabina de Dre

And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route

Y van directo a tu pomelo, sin ruta de escape

So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds

Así que no saldrás de aquí solo con algunas heridas rasguñadas

Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you

Tu culo es hierba y no voy a pastar en ti

But if bar's were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter

Pero si las barras fueran semi-mac's, sería el Sombrerero Loco

'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)

Porque tengo tantas gorras, y tú no tienes ninguna correa (nah)

So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap

Así que serías un ajustado (sí), así que no actúes como si fueras a estallar

Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Phillies hat (haha)

Perra, te mearé en la cabeza, como una gorra de los Phillies (jaja)

No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree

No me detengo, estás en una juerga de compras de escaparates

Bitch, you'd probably go broke at the Dollar Tree

Perra, probablemente te quedarías sin dinero en el Dollar Tree

You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea

Nunca compras nada, todo lo que siempre haces es declararte culpable

You're always punkin' out like Halloween

Siempre te acobardas como Halloween

You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk

Prefieres huir, necesitas pararlo, punk

Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump

Amigo, no eres un G, actúa como si tuvieras la bomba

And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump

Y vas a cargar el calor o conseguir el Glock y volcar

Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk

Perra, si dispararas a un árbol, no abrirías el maletero

Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to

Sí, y soy amigo de Alfred, estamos a punto de

Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah

Desentrañarlos, desollarlos y arrancarles el cuero cabelludo, sí

This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome

Este va a ser el resultado más sangriento

'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album

Porque vamos a hacer que sangres con cada corte de este álbum

So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer

Así que los estoy cortando como Dahmer

The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt

El loco con los testículos más grandes que Jabba el Hutt

I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood

Estoy en el corte, y estoy en busca de la sangre

It's lookin' like it's that time of the month

Parece que es esa época del mes

Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt

Los estoy tallando con las barras mientras las afilo, un perro y un mestizo

I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but

Voy a joder a tu madre en el culo con un termómetro, jodidamente fenomenal, pero

Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos

Todos ustedes serán cortados como abdominales si no se van

I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable

Sigo cayendo como dominós, el formidable, abominable

Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome

Pisoteando un charco de barro en mi competencia incluso si es improvisado

Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo

Hijo, consigue el Coppertone, estoy en el Stop and Go comprando el Mop and Glo

Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope

Tienes el estómago en nudos como si te hubieras tragado una cuerda

You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole

Estás fuera de lugar, como si te hubieran robado la cartera

Wait, why'd the beat cut off?

Espera, ¿por qué se cortó el ritmo?

Fuck it

Que se joda

Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)

Antes de eu verificar o microfone (verificar, verificar, um, dois)

I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)

Eu dou uma limpeza extra com um lenço desinfetante Lysol (boa noite)

Coronavirus in effect tonight

Coronavírus em efeito esta noite

Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)

Antissépticos a postos, tenho todos os tipos (sim)

I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah)

Eu coloco o meu smoking, então eu (sim) não dou a mínima, então eu (sim)

Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)

Ajo como um suporte de atleta (uh), seguro minhas partes, então eu (sim)

Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah)

Verifico meus pelos pubianos (o quê?), certifico-me de que estão todos lá (sim)

Then call the pallbearer (yeah)

Então chamo o carregador do caixão (sim)

It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?

É Música para Ser Assassinado de novo, por que parar?

Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box

Excesso como uma bomba de cano na sua caixa de pinho

You're all hitched to my cock (What?)

Você está todos presos ao meu pau (O quê?)

Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot

Fui de bater o ponto para ter a minha chance

Then treated it like a cyclops

Então tratei isso como um ciclope

Like it's the only one I got

Como se fosse o único que eu tenho

And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)

E meus pensamentos são como nove armados (chk-chk)

Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked

Cada linha é obscena, mente pervertida, tenho a rima mais suja estocada

That's why there's parental advising every time I drop

É por isso que há aviso parental toda vez que eu lanço

So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal

Então coloque o tema de Alfred, eu vou canalizá-lo como o Canal do Panamá

But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?

Mas como eu poderia me irritar com você dizendo que lixo é tudo que eu produzo?

Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out

Vadia, eu ainda pego a grana quando estou jogando lixo fora

Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out

Além da boca suja, não estou prestes a lavá-la

The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous

O mais sujo, então todo esse papo de "estou acabado", que absurdo

Because if cleanliness is next to godliness

Porque se limpeza é próxima à divindade

It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself

É óbvio que é impossível para mim estar ao lado de mim mesmo

And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun

E eu estou 'sobre esse capital como um substantivo próprio

Still on top the pile

Ainda no topo da pilha

Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial

Me fez sentar em números como uma discagem de bolso

Quick to call you out on your bullshit

Rápido para te chamar para fora em sua besteira

Don't make me give that crock a dial

Não me faça dar esse crocodilo

'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator

Porque se eu fizer, é até logo, jacaré

Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one

Saí do trailer, então fiz um voto de não atender a ninguém

So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account

Então odeie, ganhei cerca da mesma quantidade que está na minha conta bancária

So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the

Então aqui está mais merda para você reclamar, eu digo as

Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)

Barras que nunca relaxam, mas sempre são atacadas (sim)

I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that

Acho que estão mirando em mim, está começando a parecer assim

Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit

Como se eu estivesse marcado, porque quando eu faço rap, é como cair de costas em um poço de alcatrão

'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)

Porque eu tenho esse alvo nas minhas costas (ew, yuck)

But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans

Mas se eu alguma vez trair meus fãs e perder meus Stans

I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah)

Eu provavelmente tomaria cinco Xans (sim)

Go in my garage, start my van

Vou para minha garagem, ligo minha van

Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can

Inalo o máximo de monóxido de carbono e escape que posso

And doze off like snores, but odds like that with these thoughts I have's

E cochilo como roncos, mas chances como essa com esses pensamentos que tenho

Like a giant getting squashed by ants

É como um gigante sendo esmagado por formigas

If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors

Se este é o teste do tempo, eu passaria com cores voando

Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)

Como se eu tivesse jogado meus lápis de cor (joguei meus lápis de cor)

Small, medium, and large size cans

Pequenas, médias e grandes latas

Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands

Sanitizantes de todos os tipos, marcas, custam nove bandas

Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and

Que é um pequeno preço para lenços Lysol e

If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands

Se minhas palmas escovam minhas calças, eu lavo minhas mãos

Shit, hold on, man

Merda, espera aí, cara

Motherfucker

Filho da puta

Happy birthday to

Feliz aniversário para

Fuck (shh, quiet)

Foda-se (shh, quieto)

I sit in silence in candlelit environments

Eu me sento em silêncio em ambientes à luz de velas

Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent

Bebendo Wild Irish enquanto fico violento

Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this

Visões homicidas quando estou cuspindo assim

But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes

Mas na verdade, eu estou apenas cumprindo meu desejo de matar rimas

Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this

O que é realmente infantil e bobo, mas eu sou realmente assim

I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch

Estou dando pesadelos para Billie Eilish, sou a amante do Diddy

What the fuck? Hold on, wait

Que porra é essa? Espera aí

"I'm Diddy's side bitch"

"Eu sou a amante do Diddy"

Oh, I'm still east side, bitch

Oh, eu ainda sou do lado leste, vadia

So until the E-N-D, since EPMD

Então até o F-I-M, desde EPMD

Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D.R.E and me (yup)

Tenho dado a vocês o negócio (sim), D.R.E e eu (sim)

From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch)

Do MMLP ao MTBMB (vadia)

Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha)

Vadia, é 2020, você ainda não está me vendo (haha)

So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)

Então me chame de Papai Noel (Papai Noel)

'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall

Porque no presente (sim), eu supero todos eles, estou no shopping

Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)

Peguei sua vadia em um banheiro público, ela poderia chupar uma bola de basquete (uh)

Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)

Através de um canudo de plástico (sim) com uma mandíbula fraturada (droga)

My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)

Meu pau é como um guarda-roupa (ha), ela quer bater uma (sim)

I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law

Estou tão longe do bar, deveria praticar direito

Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (duh)

Mentalmente, estou fodido geralmente (duh)

Dukes of Hazzard car, get the cadaver dogs

Carro dos Dukes of Hazzard, chame os cães cadáver

'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked

Porque isso é assassinato, assassinato e você será assassinado, assassinado

This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)

Essa música está prestes a te matar, brr, brr (brr)

This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"

Essa galinha me ligou, ela disse, "Chirp, Chirp"

I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"

Eu disse, "Hut, hut, levante sua saia, saia"

Then go eat some worms, like the early bird

Depois vá comer alguns vermes, como o pássaro madrugador

What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word

O que diabos é amor? Essa é uma palavra suja

Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth

Me faça cair nisso, não há uma garota na Terra

Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt

Ou em qualquer outro planeta, isso é um mundo de dor

And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander

E eu não vou comprar um designer, porque eu não bajulo

But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)

Mas estou de volta com tantos nós, preciso de um quiroprático (droga)

And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after

E este é o capítulo final, porque eu estou fritando depois

Or they gon' give me the needle (what) like a vinyl scratcher

Ou eles vão me dar a agulha (o quê) como um arranhador de vinil

Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark

Sim, eu sou um cartão, como Hallmark

At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art

No Walmart com um carrinho pequeno comprando arte de parede

And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't

E vocês que se dizem ser cães não são

No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf

Sem mordida como uma árvore, principalmente só latido, arf, arf

But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (bark, bark, bar king)

Mas vocês estão escolhendo a árvore errada, eles me chamam de cachorro porque eu estou latindo (latido, latido, latindo)

And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park

E eu tenho muito, sim, como onde os carros estacionam

I'd describe it as bowling (why) ball hard (ball's hard)

Eu descreveria como boliche (por quê) bola dura (bola dura)

'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when

Porque o sarjeta é onde minha mente está e quando

It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten

Está nessa moldura, é melhor dividir como o cinco e o dez

'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again

Porque sem um segundo para poupar, estou atacando novamente

And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens

E quando a batida está no meu beco, eu vou direto para as canetas

The cypher begins

A cypher começa

I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe

Estou falando merda como heroína, o microfone é uma seringa

It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin

É como uma farra, Vicodin, eu compararia a lata

My mind is a recycling bin

Minha mente é uma lata de reciclagem

There's no place I never been

Não há lugar onde eu nunca estive

But I never budge and I never bend

Mas eu nunca me mexo e nunca me curvo

You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends

Você hiperestende em mim, a vida deste jogo, depende

Like adult diapers for men

Como fraldas para adultos para homens

Even when I'm rappin' less stellar

Mesmo quando estou rimando menos estelar

It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller

É uvas azedas, eu ainda reclamo, sou o best seller

Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth

Como um trey deuce, vou te pulverizar enquanto esses tiros penetram no estúdio do Dre

And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route

E vão direto para a sua toranja, sem rota de fuga

So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds

Então você não vai sair daqui apenas com alguns arranhões

Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you

Sua bunda é grama e eu não vou te pastar

But if bar's were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter

Mas se os bares fossem semi-mac's, eu seria o Chapeleiro Louco

'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)

Porque eu tenho tantas tampas, e você não tem nenhuma alça (nah)

So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap

Então você seria um ajustado (sim), então não aja como se fosse estalar

Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Phillies hat (haha)

Vadia, eu vou mijar na sua cabeça, como um chapéu dos Phillies (haha)

No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree

Não há como me parar, você está em uma farra de compras de vitrine

Bitch, you'd probably go broke at the Dollar Tree

Vadia, você provavelmente iria à falência na Dollar Tree

You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea

Você nunca compra merda, tudo que você sempre faz é se declarar culpado

You're always punkin' out like Halloween

Você está sempre amarelando como o Halloween

You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk

Você prefere fugir, precisa parar, punk

Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump

Cara, você não é um G, age como se tivesse a bomba

And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump

E você vai engatilhar o calor ou pegar a Glock e despejar

Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk

Vadia, se você atirasse em uma árvore, você não abriria o porta-malas

Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to

Sim, e eu sou amigo do Alfred, estamos prestes a

Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah

Desmembrá-los, eviscerá-los e escalpelá-los, sim

This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome

Isso está prestes a ser o resultado mais sangrento

'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album

Porque vamos fazer você sangrar com cada corte deste álbum

So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer

Então estou cortando-os como Dahmer

The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt

O maluco com as nozes que são maiores que Jabba the Hutt

I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood

Estou na cutucada, e estou atrás do sangue

It's lookin' like it's that time of the month

Parece que é aquela época do mês

Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt

Cortando-os com as barras enquanto eu as afio, cachorro e um vira-lata

I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but

Vou foder sua mãe na bunda com um termômetro, fodendo fenomenal, mas

Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos

Vocês vão ser cortados pra caralho como abdominais se não vão embora

I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable

Eu continuo caindo como dominós, o formidável, abominável

Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome

Pisando em um buraco de lama no meu comp mesmo se for do topo da cúpula

Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo

Filho, pegue o Coppertone, estou na Stop and Go comprando o Mop and Glo

Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope

Tenho seu estômago em nós como se você tivesse engolido uma corda

You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole

Você está fora do bolso, como uma carteira roubada

Wait, why'd the beat cut off?

Espere, por que a batida parou?

Fuck it

Foda-se

Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)

Avant de vérifier le micro (vérification, vérification, un, deux)

I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)

Je lui donne un coup de chiffon supplémentaire avec une lingette désinfectante Lysol (bonsoir)

Coronavirus in effect tonight

Coronavirus en vigueur ce soir

Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)

Antiseptiques sur le pont, j'ai tous les types (ouais)

I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah)

Je mets mon smoking, puis je (ouais) ne donne pas un foutre, puis je (ouais)

Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)

Agis comme une coquille (uh), protège mes noix, puis je (ouais)

Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah)

Vérifie mes poils de balle (quoi?), assure-toi qu'ils sont tous là (ouais)

Then call the pallbearer (yeah)

Puis appelle le porteur de cercueil (ouais)

It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?

C'est encore de la musique pour être assassiné, pourquoi arrêter ?

Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box

Surmortalité comme une bombe tuyau dans votre boîte de pin

You're all hitched to my cock (What?)

Vous êtes tous accrochés à ma bite (Quoi ?)

Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot

Passé de pointer une horloge à obtenir mon coup

Then treated it like a cyclops

Puis l'a traité comme un cyclope

Like it's the only one I got

Comme si c'était le seul que j'ai

And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)

Et mes pensées sont comme des neuf armés (chk-chk)

Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked

Chaque ligne est obscène, l'esprit le plus pervers, a le vers le plus sale en stock

That's why there's parental advising every time I drop

C'est pourquoi il y a un conseil parental à chaque fois que je lâche

So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal

Alors mets le thème d'Alfred, je vais le canaliser comme le canal de Panama

But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?

Mais comment pourrais-je m'indigner de vous dire que les ordures sont tout ce que je produis ?

Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out

Salope, je reçois toujours le sac quand je sors les ordures

Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out

Plus, la bouche de pot, je ne vais pas la laver

The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous

Le plus sale, alors tout ce discours sur "je suis fini", quelle absurdité

Because if cleanliness is next to godliness

Parce que si la propreté est à côté de la piété

It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself

Il est évident qu'il m'est impossible d'être à côté de moi-même

And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun

Et je suis à propos de ce capital comme un nom propre

Still on top the pile

Toujours au sommet de la pile

Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial

M'a assis sur des chiffres comme un numéro de poche

Quick to call you out on your bullshit

Rapide à t'appeler sur tes conneries

Don't make me give that crock a dial

Ne me fais pas donner ce crocodile

'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator

Parce que si je le fais, c'est à plus tard, alligator

Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one

Sorti de la caravane, puis j'ai fait le vœu de ne servir personne

So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account

Alors la haine, j'en ai gagné à peu près autant que ce qui est sur mon compte en banque

So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the

Alors voici encore de la merde pour que tu te plaignes, je dis les

Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)

Barres qui ne se relâchent jamais, mais qui sont toujours attaquées (ouais)

I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that

Je pense qu'ils me visent, ça commence à ressembler à ça

Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit

Comme si j'étais marqué, parce que quand je rappe, c'est comme tomber sur le dos dans un goudron

'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)

Parce que j'ai cette cible dans le dos (ew, beurk)

But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans

Mais si je trahissais jamais mes fans et perdais mes Stans

I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah)

Je prendrais probablement cinq Xans (ouais)

Go in my garage, start my van

Aller dans mon garage, démarrer mon van

Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can

Inhaler autant de monoxyde de carbone et d'échappement que je peux

And doze off like snores, but odds like that with these thoughts I have's

Et somnoler comme des ronflements, mais des chances comme ça avec ces pensées que j'ai

Like a giant getting squashed by ants

C'est comme un géant écrasé par des fourmis

If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors

Si c'est le test du temps, je passerais haut la main

Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)

Comme si je venais de jeter mes crayons (jeter mes crayons)

Small, medium, and large size cans

Petites, moyennes et grandes boîtes de conserve

Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands

Désinfectants de toutes sortes, marques, coûtent neuf bandes

Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and

Ce qui est un petit prix pour les lingettes Lysol et

If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands

Si mes paumes brossent mes pantalons, je me lave les mains

Shit, hold on, man

Merde, attends, mec

Motherfucker

Enfoiré

Happy birthday to

Joyeux anniversaire à

Fuck (shh, quiet)

Merde (chut, silence)

I sit in silence in candlelit environments

Je m'assois en silence dans des environnements éclairés à la bougie

Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent

Sirotant du Wild Irish tout en devenant violent

Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this

Visions homicides quand je crache comme ça

But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes

Mais en réalité, je ne fais que réaliser mon souhait de tuer des rimes

Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this

Ce qui est vraiment enfantin et stupide, mais je suis vraiment comme ça

I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch

Je donne des cauchemars à Billie Eilish, je suis la pute de Diddy

What the fuck? Hold on, wait

Quoi le fuck? Attends, attends

"I'm Diddy's side bitch"

"Je suis la pute de Diddy"

Oh, I'm still east side, bitch

Oh, je suis toujours du côté est, salope

So until the E-N-D, since EPMD

Alors jusqu'à la fin, depuis EPMD

Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D.R.E and me (yup)

Je vous donne le business (ouais), D.R.E et moi (ouais)

From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch)

Du MMLP au MTBMB (salope)

Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha)

Salope, c'est 2020, tu ne me vois toujours pas (haha)

So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)

Alors appelez-moi Père Noël (Père Noël)

'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall

Parce qu'à présent (ouais), je surpasse tous les rappeurs, je suis au centre commercial

Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)

J'ai ta salope dans une cabine de toilettes, elle pourrait sucer un ballon de basket (uh)

Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)

À travers une paille en plastique (ouais) avec une mâchoire fracturée (merde)

My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)

Ma bite est un vestiaire (ha), elle veut la branler (ouais)

I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law

Je suis tellement loin du bar, je devrais pratiquer le droit

Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (duh)

Mentalement, je suis foutu en général (duh)

Dukes of Hazzard car, get the cadaver dogs

Voiture de Dukes of Hazzard, amenez les chiens cadavres

'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked

Parce que c'est un meurtre, un meurtre et tu vas te faire descendre, descendre

This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)

Cette musique va te tuer, brr, brr (brr)

This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"

Cette poulette m'appelle, elle dit, "Chirp, chirp"

I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"

J'ai dit, "Hut, hut, lève ta jupe, jupe"

Then go eat some worms, like the early bird

Puis va manger des vers, comme l'oiseau matinal

What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word

Qu'est-ce que l'amour ? C'est un mot sale

Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth

Me faire tomber dedans, il n'y a pas une fille sur Terre

Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt

Ou sur une autre planète, c'est un monde de douleur

And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander

Et je n'achèterai pas de designer, parce que je ne flatte pas

But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)

Mais je suis de retour avec tant de noeuds, j'ai besoin d'un chiropracteur (merde)

And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after

Et c'est le dernier chapitre, parce que je vais soit frire après

Or they gon' give me the needle (what) like a vinyl scratcher

Ou ils vont me donner l'aiguille (quoi) comme un gratteur de vinyle

Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark

Ouais, je suis une carte, comme Hallmark

At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art

Au Walmart avec un petit chariot achetant de l'art mural

And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't

Et vous tous qui prétendez être des chiens ne le sont pas

No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf

Pas de morsure comme un arbre surtout juste tout écorce, arf, arf

But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (bark, bark, bar king)

Mais vous choisissez le mauvais arbre, ils m'appellent chien parce que j'aboie (aboie, aboie, aboie)

And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park

Et j'ai beaucoup, ouais, comme là où les voitures se garent

I'd describe it as bowling (why) ball hard (ball's hard)

Je le décrirais comme du bowling (pourquoi) ball hard (ball's hard)

'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when

Parce que la gouttière est là où se trouve mon esprit et quand

It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten

Il est dans ce cadre, mieux vaut se séparer comme le cinq et le dix

'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again

Parce qu'en une seconde à peine, je frappe à nouveau

And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens

Et quand le beat est dans mon allée, je vais droit pour les stylos

The cypher begins

Le cypher commence

I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe

Je parle de smack comme de l'héroïne, le micro est une seringue

It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin

C'est comme une frénésie, Vicodin, je le comparerais à de l'étain

My mind is a recycling bin

Mon esprit est une poubelle de recyclage

There's no place I never been

Il n'y a pas d'endroit où je ne suis jamais allé

But I never budge and I never bend

Mais je ne bouge jamais et je ne plie jamais

You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends

Tu te surextends sur moi, la vie de ce jeu, ça dépend

Like adult diapers for men

Comme des couches pour adultes pour hommes

Even when I'm rappin' less stellar

Même quand je rappe moins bien

It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller

C'est du raisin aigre, je me plains encore, je suis le meilleur vendeur

Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth

Comme un trey deuce, je te vaporise alors que ces coups pénètrent à travers la cabine de Dre

And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route

Et vont droit dans ton pamplemousse, pas d'échappatoire

So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds

Alors tu ne partiras pas ici juste écorché avec quelques égratignures

Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you

Ton cul est de l'herbe et je ne vais pas te brouter

But if bar's were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter

Mais si les barres étaient des semi-mac's, je serais le Chapelier Fou

'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)

Parce que j'ai tellement de casquettes, et tu n'as pas de sangles (non)

So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap

Alors tu serais un ajusté (ouais), alors n'agis pas comme si tu allais craquer

Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Phillies hat (haha)

Salope, je vais pisser sur ta tête, comme une casquette des Phillies (haha)

No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree

Pas moyen de m'arrêter, tu es en pleine virée shopping

Bitch, you'd probably go broke at the Dollar Tree

Salope, tu ferais probablement faillite au Dollar Tree

You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea

Tu n'achètes jamais rien, tout ce que tu fais c'est plaider

You're always punkin' out like Halloween

Tu te dégonfles toujours comme Halloween

You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk

Tu préfères fuir, tu dois arrêter, punk

Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump

Homie, tu n'es pas un G, agis comme si tu avais la pompe

And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump

Et tu vas armer le feu ou prendre le Glock et vider

Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk

Salope, si tu tirais sur un arbre, tu n'ouvrirais pas le coffre

Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to

Ouais, et je suis copain avec Alfred, nous allons

Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah

Les éventrer, les éviscérer et les scalper, ouais

This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome

C'est sur le point d'être le résultat le plus sanglant

'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album

Parce que nous allons te faire saigner à chaque coupure de cet album

So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer

Alors je les découpe comme Dahmer

The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt

Le cinglé avec les couilles plus grosses que Jabba le Hutt

I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood

Je suis dans le cut, et je suis en quête de sang

It's lookin' like it's that time of the month

On dirait que c'est cette période du mois

Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt

Je les découpe avec les barres pendant que je les aiguise, un chien et un bâtard

I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but

Je vais baiser ta mère dans le cul avec un thermomètre, putain de phénoménal, mais

Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos

Vous allez tous être découpés comme des abdominaux si vous ne vous en allez pas

I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable

Je continue à tomber comme des dominos, le formidable, l'abominable

Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome

Je fais un trou de boue dans mon comp même si c'est improvisé

Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo

Fiston, prends le Coppertone, je suis au Stop and Go en train d'acheter du Mop and Glo

Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope

Ton estomac est noué comme si tu avais avalé une corde

You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole

Tu es hors de ta poche, comme un putain de portefeuille volé

Wait, why'd the beat cut off?

Attends, pourquoi le beat s'est coupé ?

Fuck it

Merde

Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)

Bevor ich das Mikrofon überprüfe (check, check, eins, zwei)

I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)

Ich wische es noch einmal extra mit einem Lysol-Desinfektionstuch ab (guten Abend)

Coronavirus in effect tonight

Coronavirus wirkt heute Nacht

Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)

Antiseptika an Deck, ich habe jede Art (ja)

I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah)

Ich ziehe meinen Smoking an, dann (ja) gebe ich null Fucks, dann (ja)

Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)

Verhalte mich wie ein Jockstrap (uh), halte meine Nüsse fest, dann (ja)

Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah)

Überprüfe meine Schamhaare (was?), stelle sicher, dass alles da ist (ja)

Then call the pallbearer (yeah)

Dann rufe ich den Totengräber (ja)

It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?

Es ist wieder Musik zum Ermordet Werden, warum aufhören?

Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box

Overkill wie eine Rohrbombe in deinem Kieferkasten

You're all hitched to my cock (What?)

Ihr seid alle an meinen Schwanz gekettet (Was?)

Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot

Vom Stempeln einer Zeituhr zum Erhalten meiner Schuss

Then treated it like a cyclops

Dann behandelte es wie ein Zyklop

Like it's the only one I got

Als wäre es das einzige, das ich habe

And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)

Und meine Gedanken sind wie Neuner gespannt (chk-chk)

Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked

Jede Zeile ist obszön, perverser Geist, hat den schmutzigsten Reim auf Lager

That's why there's parental advising every time I drop

Deshalb gibt es bei jedem Drop eine elterliche Beratung

So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal

Also werfe das Thema zu Alfred, ich werde ihn kanalisieren wie den Panamakanal

But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?

Aber wie könnte ich mich über dich aufregen, dass du sagst, Müll ist alles, was ich rausbringe?

Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out

Schlampe, ich bekomme immer noch die Tasche, wenn ich den Müll rausbringe

Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out

Plus, das Schmutzmaul, ich werde es nicht ausspülen

The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous

Der schmutzigste, also all dieses Gerede von „Ich bin abgewaschen“, wie lächerlich

Because if cleanliness is next to godliness

Denn wenn Sauberkeit neben Gottseligkeit steht

It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself

Ist es offensichtlich, dass es für mich unmöglich ist, neben mir selbst zu stehen

And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun

Und ich bin auf das Kapital aus wie ein Eigenname

Still on top the pile

Immer noch auf dem Haufen

Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial

Lässt mich auf Zahlen sitzen wie eine Taschenwahl

Quick to call you out on your bullshit

Schnell, dich auf deinen Bullshit anzusprechen

Don't make me give that crock a dial

Lass mich nicht diesen Krokodil geben

'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator

Denn wenn ich es tue, ist es auf Wiedersehen, Alligator

Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one

Habe es aus dem Anhänger geschafft, dann habe ich geschworen, niemandem zu dienen

So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account

Also Hass, ich habe ungefähr die gleiche Menge gewonnen, die auf meinem Bankkonto ist

So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the

Also hier ist noch mehr Scheiße, über die du dich beschweren kannst, ich sage die

Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)

Bars, die nie nachlassen, aber immer angegriffen werden (ja)

I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that

Ich glaube, sie zielen auf mich, es fängt an, sich so anzufühlen

Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit

Als wäre ich markiert, denn wenn ich rappe, ist es, als würde ich auf meinem Rücken in eine Teergrube fallen

'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)

Denn ich habe dieses Ziel auf meinem Rücken (ew, igitt)

But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans

Aber wenn ich jemals meine Fans hintergehe und meine Stans verliere

I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah)

Ich würde wahrscheinlich fünf Xans nehmen (ja)

Go in my garage, start my van

Gehe in meine Garage, starte meinen Van

Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can

Inhaliere so viel Kohlenmonoxid und Abgase wie ich kann

And doze off like snores, but odds like that with these thoughts I have's

Und döse ab wie Schnarchen, aber Chancen wie diese mit diesen Gedanken, die ich habe

Like a giant getting squashed by ants

Ist wie ein Riese, der von Ameisen zerquetscht wird

If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors

Wenn dies der Test der Zeit ist, würde ich mit fliegenden Farben bestehen

Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)

Als hätte ich gerade meine Buntstifte weggeworfen (meine Buntstifte weggeworfen)

Small, medium, and large size cans

Kleine, mittlere und große Dosen

Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands

Desinfektionsmittel aller Art, Marken, kosten neun Bänder

Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and

Was ein kleiner Preis für Lysol-Tücher ist und

If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands

Wenn meine Handflächen über meine Hosen streichen, wasche ich meine Hände

Shit, hold on, man

Scheiße, halt mal

Motherfucker

Happy birthday to

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag

Fuck (shh, quiet)

Fick (shh, leise)

I sit in silence in candlelit environments

Ich sitze in Stille in kerzenbeleuchteten Umgebungen

Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent

Trinke Wild Irish, während ich gewalttätig werde

Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this

Mörderische Visionen, wenn ich so spucke

But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes

Aber eigentlich erfülle ich nur meinen Wunsch, Reime zu töten

Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this

Was wirklich kindisch und albern ist, aber ich bin wirklich so

I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch

Ich gebe Billie Eilish Albträume, ich bin Diddys Nebenbitch

What the fuck? Hold on, wait

Was zum Teufel? Warte mal

"I'm Diddy's side bitch"

„Ich bin Diddys Nebenbitch“

Oh, I'm still east side, bitch

Oh, ich bin immer noch Ostseite, Schlampe

So until the E-N-D, since EPMD

Also bis zum E-N-D, seit EPMD

Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D.R.E and me (yup)

Haben wir euch das Geschäft gemacht (ja), D.R.E und ich (ja)

From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch)

Vom MMLP bis zum MTBMB (Schlampe)

Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha)

Schlampe, es ist 2020, du siehst mich immer noch nicht (haha)

So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)

Also nenn mich Santa Claus (Santa Claus)

'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall

Denn im Moment (ja), rappe ich alle, ich bin im Einkaufszentrum

Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)

Habe deine Schlampe in einer Toilettenkabine, sie könnte einen Basketball lutschen (uh)

Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)

Durch einen Plastikstrohhalm (ja) mit einem gebrochenen Kiefer (verdammt)

My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)

Mein Schwanz ist Garderobe (ha), sie will ihn abwichsen (ja)

I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law

Ich bin so weit über der Bar, ich sollte Jura üben

Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (duh)

Mental bin ich generell verkorkst (duh)

Dukes of Hazzard car, get the cadaver dogs

Dukes of Hazzard Auto, holt die Leichenhunde

'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked

Denn das ist Mord, Mord und du wirst ermordet, ermordet

This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)

Diese Musik wird dich töten, brr, brr (brr)

This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"

Dieses Huhn hat mein Telefon getroffen, sie sagte: „Chirp, Chirp“

I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"

Ich sagte: „Hut, Hut, hebe deinen Rock, Rock“

Then go eat some worms, like the early bird

Dann geh und iss einige Würmer, wie der frühe Vogel

What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word

Was zum Teufel ist Liebe? Das ist ein schmutziges Wort

Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth

Lass mich darin fallen, es gibt kein Mädchen auf der Erde

Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt

Oder auf irgendeinem anderen Planeten, das ist eine Welt voller Schmerz

And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander

Und ich kaufe keinen Designer, weil ich nicht schmeichele

But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)

Aber ich bin zurück mit so vielen Knoten, ich brauche einen Chiropraktiker (verdammt)

And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after

Und das ist das letzte Kapitel, denn entweder brate ich danach

Or they gon' give me the needle (what) like a vinyl scratcher

Oder sie werden mir die Nadel geben (was) wie ein Vinylkratzer

Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark

Ja, ich bin eine Karte, wie Hallmark

At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art

Bei Walmart mit einem kleinen Einkaufswagen, kaufe Wandkunst

And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't

Und ihr, die behauptet, Hunde zu sein, seid es nicht

No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf

Kein Biss wie ein Baum, meistens nur Rinde, wuff, wuff

But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (bark, bark, bar king)

Aber ihr pickt den falschen Baum, sie nennen mich Hund, weil ich belle (bellen, bellen, bellen)

And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park

Und ich habe viel, ja, wie auf einem Parkplatz

I'd describe it as bowling (why) ball hard (ball's hard)

Ich würde es als Bowling beschreiben (warum) Ball hart (Ball ist hart)

'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when

Denn die Gosse ist, wo mein Kopf ist und wenn

It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten

Er ist in diesem Rahmen, besser teilen wie die fünf und die zehn

'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again

Denn ohne eine Sekunde zu verlieren, schlage ich wieder zu

And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens

Und wenn der Beat meine Gasse ist, gehe ich direkt zu den Stiften

The cypher begins

Die Cypher beginnt

I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe

Ich rede Mist wie Heroin, das Mikro ist eine Spritze

It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin

Es ist wie ein Binge, Vicodin, ich würde es mit Zinn vergleichen

My mind is a recycling bin

Mein Kopf ist eine Recycling-Tonne

There's no place I never been

Es gibt keinen Ort, an dem ich noch nicht war

But I never budge and I never bend

Aber ich weiche nie aus und ich beuge mich nie

You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends

Du überstreckst dich bei mir, dieses Spiel ist Leben, es hängt davon ab

Like adult diapers for men

Wie Erwachsenenwindeln für Männer

Even when I'm rappin' less stellar

Auch wenn ich weniger stellar rappe

It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller

Es sind saure Trauben, ich jammere immer noch, ich bin der Bestseller

Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth

Wie eine Trey Deuce, besprühe dich, während diese Schüsse durch Dre's Kabine dringen

And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route

Und gehen direkt durch deine Grapefruit, kein Ausweg

So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds

Also wirst du hier nicht nur mit ein paar Schrammen davonkommen

Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you

Dein Arsch ist Gras und ich werde dich nicht grasen lassen

But if bar's were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter

Aber wenn Bars Semi-Macs wären, wäre ich der verrückte Hutmacher

'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)

Denn ich habe so viele Kappen, und du hast keine Gurte (nein)

So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap

Also wärst du eine Fitted (ja), also tu nicht so, als ob du gleich ausrasten würdest

Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Phillies hat (haha)

Schlampe, ich pinkle auf deinen Kopf, wie ein Phillies Hut (haha)

No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree

Kein Stoppen von mir, du bist auf einem Schaufensterbummel

Bitch, you'd probably go broke at the Dollar Tree

Schlampe, du würdest wahrscheinlich bei der Dollar Tree pleite gehen

You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea

Du kaufst nie Scheiße, alles, was du jemals erwischt hast, ist ein Plädoyer

You're always punkin' out like Halloween

Du kneifst immer aus wie Halloween

You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk

Du würdest lieber fliehen, du musst aufhören, Punk

Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump

Homie, du bist kein G, tu so, als ob du die Pumpe hättest

And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump

Und du wirst die Hitze packen oder die Glocke holen und abladen

Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk

Schlampe, wenn du einen Baum erschießen würdest, würdest du den Kofferraum nicht aufmachen

Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to

Ja, und ich bin Kumpel mit Alfred, wir sind dabei

Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah

Sie auszuweiden, sie auszunehmen und zu skalpieren, ja

This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome

Das wird das blutigste Ergebnis sein

'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album

Denn wir werden dich mit jedem Schnitt von diesem Album bluten lassen

So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer

Also hacke ich sie auf wie Dahmer

The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt

Der Verrückte mit den Nüssen, die größer sind als Jabba der Hutt

I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood

Ich bin im Schnitt und ich bin auf der Suche nach Blut

It's lookin' like it's that time of the month

Es sieht so aus, als ob es diese Zeit des Monats ist

Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt

Ich schnitze sie mit den Bars auf, während ich sie schärfe, Hund und Mischling

I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but

Ich werde deine Mutter in den Arsch ficken mit einem Thermometer, verdammt phänomenal, aber

Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos

Ihr werdet alle aufgeschnitten wie Bauchmuskeln, wenn ihr nicht vámonos geht

I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable

Ich falle immer wieder wie Dominosteine, der furchtbare, abscheuliche

Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome

Ich stampfe ein Schlammloch in meinen Wettbewerber, auch wenn es aus dem Stegreif ist

Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo

Son 'em, hol das Sonnenöl, ich bin an der Stop-and-Go-Station und kaufe Mop und Glo

Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope

Dein Magen ist verknotet, als hättest du ein Seil geschluckt

You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole

Du bist aus der Tasche, als hätte dir jemand die Brieftasche gestohlen

Wait, why'd the beat cut off?

Warte, warum hat der Beat aufgehört?

Fuck it

Scheiß drauf

Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)

Prima di controllare il microfono (controllo, controllo, uno, due)

I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)

Lo pulisco un po' di più con una salvietta disinfettante Lysol (buonasera)

Coronavirus in effect tonight

Coronavirus in effetto stasera

Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)

Antisettici a bordo, ne ho di ogni tipo (sì)

I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah)

Indosso il mio smoking, poi (sì) non me ne frega niente, poi (sì)

Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)

Agisco come un jockstrap (uh), mi copro le palle, poi (sì)

Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah)

Controllo i miei peli pubici (cosa?), mi assicuro che ci siano tutti (sì)

Then call the pallbearer (yeah)

Poi chiamo il portatore di bara (sì)

It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?

È di nuovo Musica da Essere Assassinati, perché fermarsi?

Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box

Eccesso come una bomba a tubo nella tua cassa di pino

You're all hitched to my cock (What?)

Siete tutti attaccati al mio cazzo (Cosa?)

Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot

Sono passato dal timbrare il cartellino a ottenere il mio colpo

Then treated it like a cyclops

Poi l'ho trattato come un ciclope

Like it's the only one I got

Come se fosse l'unico che ho

And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)

E i miei pensieri sono come nove armati (chk-chk)

Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked

Ogni linea è oscena, la mente più perversa, ho la rima più sporca in magazzino

That's why there's parental advising every time I drop

Ecco perché c'è un avviso per i genitori ogni volta che esco

So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal

Quindi metti il tema di Alfred, lo canalerò come il Canale di Panama

But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?

Ma come potrei indignarmi per te che dici che la spazzatura è tutto quello che produco?

Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out

Cagna, prendo ancora la borsa quando butto fuori la spazzatura

Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out

Più, la bocca sporca, non sto per lavarla

The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous

Il più sporco, quindi tutto questo parlare di "sono lavato", quanto è preposteroso

Because if cleanliness is next to godliness

Perché se la pulizia è accanto alla divinità

It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself

È ovvio che è impossibile per me essere accanto a me stesso

And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun

E sono 'bout quel capitale come un sostantivo proprio

Still on top the pile

Ancora in cima al mucchio

Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial

Mi fa sedere sui numeri come una chiamata tascabile

Quick to call you out on your bullshit

Pronto a chiamarti fuori sulla tua stronzata

Don't make me give that crock a dial

Non farmi dare quel coccodrillo

'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator

Perché se lo faccio, è arrivederci, alligatore

Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one

Sono uscito dal rimorchio, poi ho fatto un voto di non servire nessuno

So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account

Quindi odio, ho guadagnato circa la stessa quantità che c'è nel mio conto in banca

So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the

Quindi ecco un'altra merda di cui lamentarti, dico le

Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)

Barre che non slacciano mai, ma vengono sempre attaccate (sì)

I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that

Penso che stiano puntando su di me, sta iniziando a sembrare così

Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit

Come se fossi segnato, perché quando rappo, è come cadere sulla mia schiena in una fossa di catrame

'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)

Perché ho questo bersaglio sulla mia schiena (ew, yuck)

But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans

Ma se avessi mai tradito i miei fan e perso i miei Stans

I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah)

Probabilmente prenderò cinque Xans (sì)

Go in my garage, start my van

Vado nel mio garage, avvio il mio furgone

Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can

Inalo quanto più monossido di carbonio e scarico posso

And doze off like snores, but odds like that with these thoughts I have's

E mi addormento come russa, ma le probabilità come quelle con questi pensieri che ho

Like a giant getting squashed by ants

Come un gigante schiacciato da formiche

If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors

Se questo è il test del tempo, passerei a colori volanti

Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)

Come se avessi appena gettato i miei pastelli (gettato i miei pastelli)

Small, medium, and large size cans

Piccole, medie e grandi lattine

Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands

Sanitizzanti di tutti i tipi, marche, costano nove bande

Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and

Che è un piccolo prezzo per le salviette Lysol e

If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands

Se le mie palme sfiorano i miei pantaloni, mi lavo le mani

Shit, hold on, man

Merda, aspetta, uomo

Motherfucker

Fottuto

Happy birthday to

Buon compleanno a

Fuck (shh, quiet)

Cazzo (shh, silenzio)

I sit in silence in candlelit environments

Siedo in silenzio in ambienti illuminati a candela

Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent

Sorseggiando Wild Irish mentre divento violento

Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this

Visioni omicide quando sputo così

But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes

Ma in realtà sto solo realizzando il mio desiderio di uccidere le rime

Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this

Che è davvero infantile e sciocco, ma sono davvero così

I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch

Sto dando incubi a Billie Eilish, sono la puttana di Diddy

What the fuck? Hold on, wait

Cosa diamine? Aspetta

"I'm Diddy's side bitch"

"Sono la puttana di Diddy"

Oh, I'm still east side, bitch

Oh, sono ancora una cagna dell'est

So until the E-N-D, since EPMD

Quindi fino alla fine, da quando EPMD

Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D.R.E and me (yup)

Mi ha dato a tutti voi il business (sì), D.R.E e io (sì)

From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch)

Dal MMLP al MTBMB (stronza)

Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha)

Stronza, è il 2020, non mi vedi ancora (haha)

So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)

Quindi chiamami Babbo Natale (Babbo Natale)

'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall

Perché al presente (sì), li supero tutti, sono al centro commerciale

Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)

Ho la tua ragazza in un bagno, potrebbe succhiare una palla da basket (uh)

Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)

Attraverso una cannuccia di plastica (sì) con una mascella fratturata (accidenti)

My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)

Il mio cazzo è un guardaroba (ha), vuole segarlo (sì)

I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law

Sono così lontano dal bar, dovrei fare pratica legale

Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (duh)

Mentalmente, sono fottuto in generale (duh)

Dukes of Hazzard car, get the cadaver dogs

Auto dei Dukes of Hazzard, prendi i cani da cadavere

'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked

Perché questo è omicidio, omicidio e sarai ammazzato, ammazzato

This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)

Questa musica sta per ucciderti, brr, brr (brr)

This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"

Questa gallina mi ha chiamato, ha detto, "Chirp, Chirp"

I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"

Ho detto, "Hut, hut, alza la tua gonna, gonna"

Then go eat some worms, like the early bird

Poi vai a mangiare dei vermi, come l'uccello mattiniero

What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word

Che cazzo è l'amore? È una parola sporca

Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth

Fammi innamorare, non c'è una ragazza sulla Terra

Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt

O su qualsiasi altro pianeta, è un mondo di dolore

And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander

E non comprerò un designer, perché non mi adulo

But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)

Ma sono tornato con così tanti nodi, ho bisogno di un chiropratico (accidenti)

And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after

E questo è l'ultimo capitolo, perché o mi friggo dopo

Or they gon' give me the needle (what) like a vinyl scratcher

O mi daranno l'ago (cosa) come un graffio di vinile

Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark

Sì, sono una carta, come Hallmark

At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art

Al Walmart con un piccolo carrello che compra arte da muro

And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't

E voi che pretendete di essere cani non lo siete

No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf

Nessun morso come un albero per lo più solo corteccia, arf, arf

But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (bark, bark, bar king)

Ma voi state scegliendo l'albero sbagliato, mi chiamano cane perché sto abbaiando (abbaiare, abbaiare, re dei bar)

And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park

E ne ho un sacco, sì, come dove si parcheggiano le auto

I'd describe it as bowling (why) ball hard (ball's hard)

Lo descriverei come bowling (perché) palla dura (palla dura)

'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when

Perché la grondaia è dove si trova la mia mente e quando

It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten

È in questa cornice, meglio dividere come il cinque e il dieci

'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again

Perché senza un secondo da risparmiare, sto colpendo di nuovo

And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens

E quando il beat è nella mia corsia, vado subito per le penne

The cypher begins

Inizia il cypher

I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe

Sto parlando di smack come eroina, il microfono è una siringa

It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin

È come un binge, Vicodin, lo paragonerei al stagno

My mind is a recycling bin

La mia mente è un bidone della raccolta differenziata

There's no place I never been

Non c'è posto dove non sono mai stato

But I never budge and I never bend

Ma non mi muovo mai e non mi piego mai

You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends

Se mi iperestendi, la vita di questo gioco dipende

Like adult diapers for men

Come pannolini per adulti per uomini

Even when I'm rappin' less stellar

Anche quando sto rappando meno stellare

It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller

È uva acerba, mi lamento ancora, sono il best seller

Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth

Come un trey deuce, ti spruzzo mentre questi colpi penetrano nella cabina di Dre

And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route

E vanno dritti attraverso il tuo pompelmo, nessuna via di fuga

So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds

Quindi non uscirai da qui solo con qualche graffio

Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you

Il tuo culo è erba e non ti pascolerò

But if bar's were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter

Ma se i bar fossero semi-mac, sarei il Cappellaio Matto

'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)

Perché ho così tanti cappelli, e tu non hai nessuna cinghia (nah)

So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap

Quindi sarebbe un cappello (sì), quindi non fare finta di scattare

Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Phillies hat (haha)

Stronza, ti piscerò sulla testa, come un cappello di Phillies (haha)

No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree

Non mi fermi, sei in una vetrina di shopping

Bitch, you'd probably go broke at the Dollar Tree

Stronza, probabilmente andresti in rovina al Dollar Tree

You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea

Non compri mai nulla, tutto quello che fai è un patteggiamento

You're always punkin' out like Halloween

Sei sempre un codardo come Halloween

You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk

Preferiresti fuggire, devi smetterla, punk

Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump

Amico, non sei un G, fai finta di avere la pompa

And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump

E stai per caricare il calore o prendere la Glock e scaricarla

Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk

Stronza, se sparassi a un albero, non apriresti il bagagliaio

Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to

Sì, e sono amico di Alfred, stiamo per

Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah

Sventrarli, sventrarli e scuoiarli, sì

This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome

Questo sta per essere l'esito più sanguinoso

'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album

Perché ti faremo sanguinare con ogni taglio da questo album

So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer

Quindi li sto tagliando a pezzi come Dahmer

The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt

Il pazzo con le palle più grandi di Jabba the Hutt

I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood

Sono nel taglio, e sono fuori per il sangue

It's lookin' like it's that time of the month

Sembra che sia quel periodo del mese

Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt

Li sto intagliando con le barre mentre le affilo, un cane e un bastardo

I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but

Sto per scopare tua madre nel culo con un termometro, cazzo di fenomenale, ma

Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos

Voi tutti vi farete tagliare come addominali se non vámonos

I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable

Continuo a cadere come i domino, il formidabile, l'abominevole

Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome

Calpesto un pantano nel mio comp anche se è fuori dalla cima del cupolone

Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo

Figliolo, prendi la Coppertone, sono alla Stop and Go comprando la Mop and Glo

Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope

Hai lo stomaco in nodi come se avessi ingoiato una corda

You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole

Sei fuori tasca, come se ti avessero rubato il portafoglio

Wait, why'd the beat cut off?

Aspetta, perché il beat si è interrotto?

Fuck it

Cazzo

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