Fuck a Dog

[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass, he wants to
Fuck a dog in the ass, I wanna fuck a dog, that's right kids
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass, tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog and his ass

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass, we wanna
Fuck a dog in the ass, we wanna fuck a dog

[Verse 2: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass, arr, me and me
First mate, ya scurvy cur! Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I found the dog, arr, that was no pirate, man
That was thy own sister! (It's a Mexican pirate)

[Chorus Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass, we wanna
Fuck a dog in the ass, wanna fuck a fucking dog

[Outro: Tom DeLonge]
Fuck you!