Nikki's a Republican Now

She had a Reagan Sucks sticker on the window of her car
Backseat like a hotel front seat like a bar
Skipped school every friday smokin' clove cigarettes
Blasting U2 and The Pixies on an old Maxell cassette
Black nails shaved head Doc Martin's little Rock n roll queen

Got pregnant in 11th grade when she was 17
By my friend Terrell, the captain of the basketball team
Well her daddy didn't like it so he made it disappear
She didn't have a baby never had a senior year
Ain't seen her since she left then I thought about her just the other day
My friends told me...

Nikki's a Republican now

I got online and found her and I just could not belive
There's Nikki with a Bible and an AR-15
She says that all lives matter and the media's a scam
The only gun control the she supports is using both hands
She stands up for the Anthem says a marriage is a woman and a man
Oh my good god...

Nikki's a Republican now

She kicked her son out of the house because she found out he was gay
He and his husband got their second Haitian baby on the way
Her daughter is a lawyer for the ACLU
With a boyfriend who's a folk singin' socialistic Jew
They don't come home to see her anymore because they think that she's Insane
Hey!

Nikki's a Republican now
Oh! I don't believe it