Eating the Peach
[[CENTIPEDE]]
I have eaten many strange and
Scrumptious dishes in my time
Like chili bugs and curried slugs
And bigwigs cooked in slime
And mice with rice is very nice
When they're roasted in their prime
But don't forget to sprinkle them
With just a pinch of grime
I'm crazy 'bout mosquitoes
On a piece of buttered toast
And pickled spines with porcupines
And a great big roast
And dragon's flesh, quite old, not fresh
It costs a buck at most
[[GLOWWORM]]
(spoken)
Does it come with gravy?
[[CENTIPEDE]]
It comes to you in barrels
If you order it by post
(musical interlude)
[[COMPANY]]
It comes to you in barrels
If you order it by post
[[GRASSHOPPER]]
For dinner on my birthday
Shall I tell you what I chose?
Hot noodles made of poodles
On a slice of garden hose
And a rather smelly jelly
Made of armadillo's toes
The jelly is delicious
But you have to hold your nose!
[[COMPANY]]
Peach, peach, peach, peach
Peach, peach, peach, peach
Peach, peach, peach, peach
[[MRS. LADYBUG ]]
I crave the tasty tentacles
Of octopi for tea
I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs
And surely you'll agree
A plate of soil with engine oil's
A super recipe
(EARTHWORM & JAMES)
Recipe
[[MRS. LADYBUG ]]
I hardly need to mention
That it's practically free!
Laaaaa......
[[COMPANY]]
We hardly need to mention
That it's practically free!
[[CENTIPEDE]]
Now come my fellow travelers
The burden of my speech
[[MISS SPIDER}}
(spoken)
You showoff!
[[CENTIPEDE]]
These foods are rare, beyond compare
Inside and out of reach
[[MISS SPIDER}}
(spoken)
Nice aim, commodore
[[CENTIPEDE]]
But there's no doubt I go without
A million plates of each
[[MISS SPIDER}}
(spoken)
Out of my face!
[[CENTIPEDE (COMPANY)]]
For one small might (One small might)
Tiny bite (Tiny bite-)
[[COMPANY]]
Of this fantastic peach!
(Peach, peach, peach, peach)
(Peach, peach, peach, peach)
(Peach, peach, peach, peach)
(Peach, peach, peach, peach)
(Peach, peach, peach, peach)
(Peach, peach, peach, peach)
Of this fantastic peach!