My Heineken Keg

This song is the product of a Heineken keg
A rhyming dictionary and very few brain cells

Helen bought a Heineken keg
You can have some if you beg
You can have it for free if you're Dave Pegg
But please some for me, o-

Oh I love my Heineken keg
Don't you love my Heineken keg
Let's take a drink from the Heineken keg
Plеase save me thе very last dreg

Helen bought a Heineken keg
From a pirate with a wooden peg leg
Spat in her face and then said "skeg!"
That's a nautical term, o-

Oh I love my Heineken keg
Don't you love my Heineken keg
Let's take a drink from the Heineken keg
Please save me the very last dreg

Helen bought a Heineken keg
It's more of a ? though she said
She opened it up and got covered in smeg
That's a Red Dwarf term, o-

Oh I love my Heineken keg
Don't you love my Heineken keg
Let's take a drink from the Heineken keg
Please save me the very last dreg

Helen bought a Heineken keg
Then she laid a smelly egg
At least she wasn't wearing a feilidh-beag
That's a Highland kilt, o-

Oh I love my Heineken keg
Don't you love my Heineken keg
Let's take a drink from the Heineken keg
Please save me the very last dreg

(Random confused piratical interjections.)

Oh I love my Heineken keg
Don't you love my Heineken keg
Let's take a drink from the Heineken keg
Please save me the very last dreg

Helen bought a Heineken keg
Your mum's flange is a muskeg
If you got this song from any bootleg
Then we will shag your mum!

We drank all our Heineken keg
Right down to the very last dreg
Now we've all got wobbly legs
So we have got to go to bed