Ridiculous Bohemia

When I awoke this morning something wasn't right
Couldn't see the ceiling
So I got out of bed put on my clothes
And in my head a man was screaming
I went downstairs and made another cup of coffee
Cliché! I wrote a song about it
Ordinary I must be
Ordinary I must be

Tried to remember what I'd done and where I'd been last night
My shoes are missing
Goddamnit they're my only pair
How am I gonna make it to the bus with my feet bare?
I found some bunny slippers three sizes too big for me and -
I still missed the stupid bus
Ordinary I must be
Ordinary I must be

Got to my favourite spot set up and started singing
Mr Tambourine Man
I stood therе until I had enough to buy a crate of beer for the еvening
On my way home a preacher shouted things at me and so I -
I threw some water on them
Ordinary I must be
Ordinary I must be

Woke up at midnight to the sound of drum'n'bass
And then my phone was ringing
You'd better get to your back door
Four hundred people maybe more are partying
And there I was in my back street
A rave with bunnies on my feet
We danced until the sun came up
Ordinary I must be
Ordinary I must be

Ordinary is ridiculous Bohemia
Ordinary is ridiculous Bohemia
Ordinary is ridiculous Bohemia
Ordinary is ridiculous to me