Keep Yer ’And on Yer ’Alfpenny

[Chorus]
Keep yer 'and on yer 'alfpenny
Cover it well with your palm (La La La La La)
Keep yer 'and on yer 'alfpenny
And Molly will come to no harm

[Verse 1]
When Molly began to go courting
Her mother was anxious to tell
How certain young fellas would want her
To stray down the pathway to hell
Though Molly's old man used to sing

[Chorus]
Keep yer 'and on yer 'alfpenny
Cover it well with your palm (La La La La La)
Keep yer 'and on yer 'alfpenny
And Molly will come to no harm

[Verse 2]
They'll hug you and kiss you so sweetly
Make you feel ever so nice
But handle the fellas discreetly
And follow this simple advice
And follow this simple advice

[Chorus]
Keep yer 'and on yer 'alfpenny
Cover it well with your palm (La La La La La)
Keep yer 'and on yer 'alfpenny
And Molly will come to no harm
(I know what you're after kid and you got bad luck)

[Verse 3]
Now Molly and me went our courting
I told her she'd nothing to fear (Liar)
But down in the meadow last sunday
I whispered these words in her ear

[Bridge]
Take yer 'and off yer 'alfpenny
Look into me bunny blue eyes
Take yer 'and off yer 'alfpenny
I'll give you a lovely surprise

[Chorus]
Keep yer 'and on yer 'alfpenny
Cover it well with your palm (La La La La La)
Keep yer 'and on yer 'alfpenny
And Molly will come to no harm
And Molly will come to no harm
And Molly will come to no harm