The Richer My Dad Gets

The richer my dad gets
The more uncomfortable I feel
The richer my dad gets
The more uncomfortable I feel
The richer my dad gets
The more uncomfortable I feel
The richer my dad gets
The more uncomfortable I feel

He drove a rusty '68 Impala till '84
All my friends would love it when he'd make the engine roar
But now he has to let the waitress know he drives a Jag
The richer my dad gets
The more it seems he has to brag

We used to eat at Burger King before he moved away
Now his servants bring me sushi on a silver tray
My friends from college think I grew up like the Prince of Wales
The richer my dad gets
The more my "I'm not rich" act fails

The richer my dad gets
The more uncomfortable I feel
The richer my dad gets
The more uncomfortable I feel
The richer my dad gets
The more uncomfortable I feel
The richer my dad gets
The more uncomfortable I feel