No Tip For Takeout

No tip for takeout
No tip for takeout

Don't give me my change on a small black tray
No tip for takeout
Just put it in my hand and then walk away
No tip for takeout
Everybody wants a little
Everybody wants to get paid

No tip for takeout
No tip for takeout

Don't give me some tea and then stand around
No tip for takeout
'Cause when I get my food I'll just let you down
No tip for takeout
Everybody wants a little
Everybody wants to get paid

No tip for takeout

I'll leave 20% if I sit for a meal
When I stand by the door, that's not part of the deal

[Guitar solo]

No tip for takeout

I'll leave 20% if I sit for a meal
When I stand by the door, that's not part of the deal
I'll leave 20% if I sit for a meal
When I stand by the door, that's not part of the deal
I'll leave 20% if I sit for a meal
When I stand by the door, that's not part of the deal
I'll leave 20% if I sit for a meal
When I stand by the door, that's not part of the deal

No tip for takeout