Rainbows and Happy Regrets

Leave it alone or it won't get better
You shouldn't touch it at all
If there was a fire and you tried to use it
It couldn't answer the call
It's like an old man in a suit of armour
Standing alone in a shed
If I wasn't such a humanitarian
I'd think it better off dead
'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh'
How may I help you miss?
You bring such a passion to kiss
You're walking on tiptoes
You don't slurp your tea
The reason is plain to see
You grew up in a house with no TV

Give it some air and a special cuddle
Don't let it see your concern
You are the judge let's have your ruling
It needs some friends
Don't say home schooling give it a wipe
Cos now it's drooling
Rainbows and happy regrets

'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh'
How may I help you miss?
You bring such a passion to your kiss
You're walking on tiptoes
You don't slurp your tea
The reason is plain to see
You grew up in a house with no TV
We live in an age of second chances
Even if they're undeserved now it's awake
I heard your calling up and away
There is no stalling here come those tears
It's loudly bawling
Rainbows and happy regrets