Winter Coat Romancing

Programmed to feel love bloom in the Spring
When the buds bring sneezing
And all the folks will shed their coats
And commence romancing

But a Northern boy am I
And to my chagrin, I love to see the ladies with
All their goods behind fake fur hoods
And keen on romancing

All that winter snow
Climbs over edge of boot
Comes home in woolen sock
Then sits by heat vent while you watch all the
Scenes from all the movies that you wish you could have invented
In a split second and applied to all the situations
That you should've been in had you actually ignored your shyness

I'm ashamed to be from a Northern town
Without representatives of overcoats holding other folk
Who are romancing

So take your hand from the pocket where you
Keep your tissues
And place it on my open glove 'cause
We're romancing

All that winter snow
Climbs over edge of boot
Comes home in woolen sock
Then sits by heat vent while you watch all the
Scenes from all the movies that you wish you could have invented
In a split second and applied to all the situations
That you should've been in had you actually ignored your shyness
While you watch all the
Scenes from all the movies that you wish you could have invented
In a split second and applied to all the situations
That you should've been in had you actually ignored your shyness
Your shyness