Michigan and Trumbull
Dad, dad, dad... (x8)
No, I never caught a ball at Tiger Stadium
No, I never bought a Stroh's at Tiger stadium
Now I'm 22 years old
And couldn't name a player if I tried
It's sad, my interest died
When Whitaker and Trammel both retired
Dad, dad, dad... (x7)
No, I never caught a ball
And I never bought a Stroh's
And dad I never could keep score beyond the fourth inning
But now it's gone, gone, gone
To some romantic place
And Tiger Town collapses
Like the brownest pages of its greatest days
And there's no one to share it with
But Hal and Dave and you dad