Addicted

I hack away, smoke a pack a day
I know that I'm dying at a faster rate
And my addiction's hit me in a nasty way
Like I need to watch porn while I masturbate
Pass the cake, a Big Mac
Large fry, two four-piece nuggets
And a fuckin' massive shake
I eat it all faster than a fat kid's plate
Then I'll need to take a
Nap on this plastic tray
Hey, I got a massive
Addiction for backwoods and
Piff in addition to Pabst that I'm sipping
I got 'em stacked in the kitchen
And hey if you got yay
Never pass on the sniffing
I wake up in the morning to some caffeine
I go to bed at night having bad dreams
In between, do what makes me happy
And fool around with Abby
Nude up in my backseat

I'm addicted, ever since I tried it
I'm addicted, and now I'm relying
I'm addicted, man I ain't gon' lie
Not a night goes by where
I'm not getting high
I'm addicted, since I tried the shit
I'm addicted, man I tried to quit
I'm addicted, I think I'm groping for life
How something so wrong make me feel so right?

I'm not kidding, I'm addicted
Distracted by my perversions
I've been searching Rachel Starr since
Before they called it twerking
Probably jerking looking at it if
The internet is working
If I don't I get withdrawals like
My bank when weed is purchased
If I don't get some coffee
Then I'm fearing for you
Cause I'll be complaining in my
Brain and I'm irritable
When they see me at the drive-thru
They fill up a large cup
Whether or at Aroma Joe's
Dunkin or a Starbucks
Spar up, leading off of various trait's
Even though I shouldn't
To budgetary constraints
If I had fat cash from the
Blunts I've been buying I'd
Have enough to buy lunch for
The country of China
I make concerning decisions, can't
Caffeinated, masturbating, burning
Yearning and itching
And I'm not proud cause I can't stop
It may be embarrassing
But it could be worse
I could be into raping and heroin

I'm addicted, ever since I tried it
I'm addicted, and now I'm relying
I'm addicted, man I ain't gon' lie
Not a night goes by where
I'm not getting high
I'm addicted since I tried the shit
I'm addicted, man I tried to quit
I'm addicted, I think I'm groping for life
How something so wrong make me feel so right?