Why Not Me
So I went to Dunkin Donuts and
I bought a iced coffee
With a crumpled up five dollar bill
I took a scenic drive by some big ass houses
Of some rich people I wanna kill
I saw this little ten year old boy outside
Who's probably richer than I'll ever
Be in my life
I just got this one fucking question
Why not me? Why not me?
Last night I was scrolling through
The rich kids of Instagram
I want to run them all over with a minivan
Shit when I was 16 I had a Cutlass supreme
So how's this little asshole have
A Lamborghini? It's fucked
Everybody's always going on vacation
But why not me? Why not me?
I remember when my dad gave me his old TV
(Thanks dad) when I went to college
Donald Trump's dad gave him more than that
(How much?)
A million dollars (That's fucked)
Now I'm not saying that I'm
Tryna be that orange bitch
But I sure wouldn't mind being just as rich
Seems like everybody's dad is
A privileged slumlord
So why not me? Why not me?
Why wasn't I born with silver spoon?
Sleeping on my dad's yacht well past noon
Tell me why, why not me? Why not-
So I hit Aroma Joe's and
I bought a iced coffee
With a crumpled up five dollar bill
I took a scenic drive by some big ass houses
Of some rich people I wanna kill, still
I saw this little ten year old boy outside
He's richer than I'll probably ever
Be in my life
I just got this one little fucking question
Why not me? Why not me?
Why wasn't I born with silver spoon?
Sleeping on my dad's yacht well past noon
Tell me why, why not me? Why not me?