One Hundred Things You Should Have Down In Bed

I haven't left here yet, but I'm trying
I'm still tied to the bed, can you come here
When you come would you please bring a knife
And cue me down
Cause she is larger than life and I'm frightened

100 things you should have done in bed
But you never had the chance to try them

At least the dog has a smile on its face
I'm drained and I'm dry an' I'm sore,
It's not that bad if she could be here all the time,
It would kill me
I think I've been broken in two and I can't scream