We Rule High School

Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty

[Intro: Anthony, Ian]
Uh, what up freshmen?
All the freshmen in the house say, "Yeah!"
Yes!
I said all the freshmen in the house say, "Yeah!"
Yep! Uh, uh, here we go!

[Verse 1: Ian, Anthony]
High school is pretty crap
So we're gonna teach you with this hecka cool rap
How to get through your first year of school
And how to be like us and be super cool!
If you wanna be cool you gotta get to school late
Cool guys always show up to school late
The teacher might smack you and player hate
But don't worry bro, you can hit her with a tate-ertot
Tater tots are great weapons and great food
Put them in your pocket for lunchtime, dude
But they get your pocket all hecka greasy
Cafeteria pizza will make you queasy

[Chorus: Both]
Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man
Ditch class, punch bullies, throw them in a trashcan
If a teacher tries to fail you, don't get mad
Just go home and bitch about it to your dad

[Verse 2: Ian, Anthony]
There isn't such thing as being bullied
That's just called "being a bitch"
Step up to the bully, grab his balls
And give them a great big pinch
I once pinched a bully's balls so hard
They fell on the ground
He cried like a big dumb baby as I kicked them all around
His doctors tried to sew his balls back on
But they just couldn't do it
'Cause I broke into the operating room, grabbed his sack, and I threw it
Into his mom's mouth

[Chorus: Both]
Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man
Ditch class, punch bullies, throw them in a trashcan
If a teacher tries to fail you, don't get mad
Just go home and bitch about it to your dad

[Verse 3: Anthony, Ian]
Doing good in class and paying attention is for losers
I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teachers' hooters
But I still get A's in every class, wanna know how?
'Cause I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat, let us show you now
You hide in a plant for a couple of hours 'til everyone's gone away
Then you sneak to the computer
Use cool hacks and change all your grades
Just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night
Try blinding him with your big flashlight
Then beat him to death with a big chalk stick
And kick him repeatedly in his big long...

[Chorus: Both]
Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man
Ditch class, punch bullies, throw them in a trashcan
If a teacher tries to fail you, don't get mad
Just go home and bitch about it to your dad
Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man
Ditch class, punch bullies, throw them in a trashcan
If a teacher tries to fail you, don't get mad
Just go home and bitch about it to your dad

[Verse 4: Anthony with Ian]
High school is not a place for f-f-f-f-fun
It's a place for making out with chicks and scoring digits, son
Never do homework and always ditch
And that's how you survive high school, bitch!

[Outro: Ian]
When you're in your locker room
Make sure you wear a really long shirt
Or else you'll get a boner and everyone will...

Curiosidades sobre la música We Rule High School del Smosh

¿Cuándo fue lanzada la canción “We Rule High School” por Smosh?
La canción We Rule High School fue lanzada en 2013, en el álbum “Sweet Sound of Smosh”.
¿Quién compuso la canción “We Rule High School” de Smosh?
La canción “We Rule High School” de Smosh fue compuesta por Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty.

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