Moms Are the Bomb

[Chorus: Keith]
Hey, mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later, I burst out of your womb

[Verse 1: Ian]
I remember when I was eight, my life was going great
My sister loved Snapple, there was no debate (Uh-huh)
I thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank
Take the plastic off the cap and put in her drink (Ah-ha)
And when she sipped it, I saw her start to choke
I couldn't foresee, it'd get caught in her throat
Her birthday was ruined because of my stupid mistake
She never drank Snapple again and I got all her cake
Thanks, mom, for stepping up and saving the day (You rock)
I didn't want you to have to find out this way (Love you)
Hey, mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule

[Chorus: Keith]
Hey, mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later, I burst out of your womb

[Verse 2: Anthony]
And when I was fifteen, I messed up again
Trying to impress some girls with my friends
See, I understand the ladies and here was the scoop
Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop
So, I found a dog, lured him up the steps
Tried to feed him X-Lax but he wouldn't ingest
But I didn't stress out, I just dealt with the glitches
I knew what I had to do to impress these bitches
But the fire kept spreading, it wouldn't stay put (Aw, snap)
So, my momma had to stamp the crap out with her foot
Hey, mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule

[Chorus: Keith]
Hey, mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later, I burst out of your womb

[Post-Chorus: Keith]
Hey, mom, you're the bomb
Hey, mom, you're the bomb

[Verse 3: Anthony, Keith, Ian]
Sorry we hid so many things from you years ago
But here's a couple of other things you probably should know
I watched porn on the computer when I told you I never did
Put a sandwich in the VCR when I was a little kid
I punched a hole in the wall, and I hid it with a poster
Tried to cook a pizza in the mother flippin' toaster
Threw a big ass party every time you were away
Lied to a hot neighbor and told her I was gay
And my fish might have died because I overfed
And I might have done some stuff with a girl in your bed, yeah

[Chorus: Keith]
Hey, mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later, I burst out of your womb
Hey, mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later, I burst out of your womb

[Outro: Keith]
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