I Heart Burgers
Ian Hecox
Throw my burger in the air
Then I drink some of your soda
Then I do a little bit of hopscotch and bust out the macarana
Then I train my dog to sit
And then I train my mom to sit
Knit a sweater to impress the girls
But I'm not very good at knitting
That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done
But the girls taking pictures thought that it was fun
I was running away then I tripped on my pants
But I saved myself with a cool break dance
Now it's time to eat my burger and enjoy it's awesome taste
I'm gonna open my mouth super wide
And catch it with my face