Congratulations to Me

Guess I did it finally
I get to host the EMA's wow
Seriously? Shut your face who
Else could it be?

Who else better then me to
Be hosting the show?
People know who the eff I is I'm a pro
The right time and place for me to be
Yeah, I'll say it, congratulations to me
So here we go, another page in my legacy
Belfast, wait until they get a load of me
EMA's, that's where all the
Stars are gonna be but most importantly

Congratulations to me
Who's the hostess with the mostest? (Right)
I'm gonna be the focus (only)
Congratulations to me, yeah
S-E-L-E-N-A to the Gomez
Yeah, you know I'm a dopest

Listen up, listen up
It's fucked crazy growing up in this industry
I was still a baby when I
Hustled up into the scene
Fuck you if you dare stand in front of me
But that's okay, you see
'cause now I'm the queen
No, no, no I don't wanna be misunderstood
I hope you haters know I've always
Done the best I could
Don't listen to her Selena
Don't let her get in your head
But then again I wish you fuckbutter would

I dedicate this song to everyone named me
Selena G, I'm known for my modesty
I dedicate this song to everyone named me
You got the gist of the song now sing along

Congratulations to me
Who's the hostess with the mostest? (Right)
I'm gonna be the focus (only)
Congratulations to me, yeah
S-E-L-E-N-A to the Gomez
Yeah, you know I'm a dopest