New Zealand

Oh gove me
Fufty-sex buts of fash and chips
I hiven't said that since
Nineteen fufty-sux

That's a bit rich
If you kuss me on the lops
I'll hut you with my fust
If you guve me the shuts

Amen

Oh give me

Fifty-six bits of fish and chips
I haven't said that since
Nineteen fifty-six

That's a bit rich
If you kiss me on the lips
I'll hit you with my fist
If you give me the shits

Amen