Dead Guys

There's been a lot of stories and a lot of things said
About a certain guy who is supposedly dead
Some things are bad and some are good
But there's a guy who hangs around my neighbourhood

I know it could be him by the belt that he wears
And the way the rhinestones glitter on the end of his flares

I phoned out for some pizza on home delivery
When the guy arrived he looked familiar to me
The side burns and the glasses were a dead giveaway
The bill said nine bucks fifty was what I had to pay
I said why don't we make it an even ten bucks
I knew it was him when he said "Thank you very much"

Dead Guys, Dead Gals getting into the groove
'Cos rising from the dead is such a great career move
Elvis is alive will the rumours ever cease
His face appeared to me in a plate of Bacon grease

Dead people are appearing on my street everyday
I've seen Buddy Holly, Mama Cass and JFK
Hendrix brings the milk around, Vic Morrow mows the lawn
And if you look you can see Jesus, he brings the paper round at dawn

Elvis is alive and it caused a reaction
When he gave away Lisa-Marie as she married Michael Jackson

Dead Guys, Dead Gals getting into the groove
'Cos rising from the dead is such a great career move
Elvis is alive it's easy to see
'Cos when I'm frying bananas I can hear him calling me