Call of Cthulhu
Great, cyclopean entity emerges from deep spaces
Of non-euclidian geometry; he's going to eat our faces
And we're all going to die, but only the bluebloods are scared
Yes we'll drop like mayflies, as if we care
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes, ram him in the stomach
And we will stay afloat forever
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes it's our only hope
To kill Cthulhu with a boat
They say he will arise once more one day when the stars align
We've got a scientist or four who speak of an evil sign
And they won't know our names when they write our story down
If we're doomed all the same, let's go to town
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes, ram him in the stomach
And we will stay afloat forever
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes it's our only hope
To kill Cthulhu with a boat
And the only options are save the world or die
So when you're facing evil, you punch him in the eye!
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes, ram him in the stomach
And we will stay afloat forever
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes it's our only hope
To kill Cthulhu with a boat
Scientists and mathematicians, nobles, and hillbillies
Students, soldiers, and morticians all will end up deceased
If you don't know a trade, the odds are slim but not zero
That you'll walk away, you just gotta roooooow
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes, ram him in the stomach
And we will stay afloat forever
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes it's our only hope
To kill Cthulhu with a boat
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes, ram him in the stomach
And we will stay afloat forever
Kill Cthulhu with a boat. Yes it's our only hope
To kill Cthulhu with a boat