Sleepover

We can have a pillowfight
And u can brush my hair
And maybe if ur lucky
I’ll let u go downstairs
Let me do your makeup
Like u know u can't look worse
And u know if u wanna see mine
Ur gonna show me yours first
Then we can go shoplift
And then totally binge
But dont take food off of my plate
Or ur gonna see me unhinged
Lets go crash a party
And pick a few guys pockets
I think i see that girl we hate lets lock her in a closet
I heard the cops are coming
The fire marshall too
We better get out of this place
We dont need to get strike 2

That was super close
Where should we go next?
What about that one bar
Where u threw up on that guys chest
Dancing with our tops off
The crowd just loves to stare
Oh my god get off the stage
I think ur moms right over there
Running to the bathroom
We can jump out of the window
Dont tell me u forgot ur top
Omg like how dumb hoe
I’ll steal u something from the claires
Thats right across the street
Just hide behind the dumpster
Dont let men oggle for free

Like seriously...
That was so dumb girl...

Lets sneak into that beauty pageant
And go steal the crown
Its not like those girls deserve it
They belong in the pound
I wanna get a juicer
Oh wait is that ur brother
I’ll be right back
Hes such a snack
I’m gonna make him stutter
Okay im back where were we
Oh girl hes fine dont worry
He passed out in the bathroom stall
Come on lets bounce girl hurry
Oh look its ur crush going into that rave
Dont fight me hush girl its time to be brave

Grind up on his body
And give him one good kiss
Now ditch him he’ll be calling
That’s last thing on our list
Now lets book it back to my house
Before the cops can see us
And post all our pics on the web
So they all wanna be us