Cunt Pop
[Verse 1: Popgoth]
Looking for a freak bitch, looking for a voyeur
Better stay ready for this cock destroyer
Goth bitch but this cunt is pop
He tries it once and never stops
Bundles, down to my ass
Mean girl, slut of the class
I can cheer and I can dance
When I pop my cunt, he nuts in his pants
Winx girl but I get what I want
Sailor scout, I fight in the name of cunt
Rolling, cunt, vibration
I know you wanna see this transformation
Watch me put my leg up all the way
Watch me steal your man away
Doesn't matter if he’s straight, bi or gay
If I want him, he's mine
That's the Popgoth way
[Refrain: Popgoth]
They like the way I hex, they like the way I curse
They like the way my demons put them into a hearse
They like the way I hex, they like the way I curse
They like the way my demons put them into a hearse
They like the way I hex, they like the way I curse
They like the way my demons put them into a hearse
They like the way I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
[Chorus: Popgoth]
One, two, three
Now pop that cunt like me
One, o-o-one, two, t-t-two, three
Now pop that cunt like me
One, one, o-o-one, two, two, t-t-two, three
Now pop that cunt like me
One, one, o-o-one, two, two, t-t-two, three
Now pop that cunt like me
[Interlude: Reese Witherspoon & Jennifer Coolidge]
— Okay, I’m gonna show you a little maneuver that my mother taught me in junior high. In my experience, it has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention and, when used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
— Wow.
— It's called the "bend and snap." Watch this. Oh, I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up. So you bend and snap.
[Verse 2: Popgoth & Jennifer Coolidge]
Labia majora, let's shoplift from Sephora
Cunt queen's in my aura
Pussy wetter than a Zora
I'm a bitch but, like, bubbly
If you pee standing up, don't talk to me
It's not about masculinity
It’s just like common decency (I can’t bend)
Hex girl since '95
I’m a whore, dead or alive
Get in the car, shut up and drive
If you're fast enough, you'll get a surprise
As long as you're willing to pay the price
You’ll get a sneak peek at paradise
[Refrain: Popgoth]
They like the way I hex, they like the way I curse
They like the way my demons put them into a hearse
They like the way I hex, they like the way I curse
They like the way my demons put them into a hearse
They like the way I hex, they like the way I curse
They like the way my demons put them into a hearse
They like the way I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
[Chorus: Popgoth]
One, two, three
Now pop that cunt like me
One, o-o-one, two, t-t-two, three
Now pop that cunt like me
One, one, o-o-one, two, two, t-t-two, three
Now pop that cunt like me
One, one, o-o-one, two, two, t-t-two, three
Now pop that cunt like me
[Bridge: Reese Witherspoon]
Bend, snap
Bend, snap
Bend, snap
Bend, snap
Snap
[Refrain: Popgoth & Reese Witherspoon]
They like the way I hex, they like the way I curse (Snap)
They like the way my demons put them into a hearse (Snap)
They like the way I hex, they like the way I curse (Snap)
They like the way my demons put them into a hearse
[Outro: Popgoth & Reese Witherspoon]
They like the way (Bend and snap, bend, bend)
They like the way I hex
They like the way (Bend and snap, bend, bend)
They like the way I curse