Blondes Have More Fun

[Verse 1]
I'm a bleached blonde cunt no matter the weather
Platinum blonde bundles, outsold the heathers
Remy, Brazilian, dripping in inches
If you're not blonde, bitch, mind your business
Fashion cunt like an LOL doll
First, I stunt, then I win it all
Been a bottle blonde, never a bobblehead
Always been the head bitch, lameos wanted dead
I love shopping, texting, Gossip and Beauty
I love when your man says "Baby, just use me"
Love that you underestimate
Love that this shade fills you with hate
Love that you stay stuck on my page
While your man takes me out on a date
'Cause I'm all the rage and it makes you rage
And no, he won't be home by eight

[Chorus]
I'm just a fun blonde, a sexy barbie doll
I lure men in, use them and rob them all
You're not a fun blonde? An angry brunette bitch?
Just bleach your hair, girl, don't be so bitter shit

[Verse 2]
Barbie, Trisha, Cher from Clueless
Blondes have more fun, hurry up and join us
Grab your bleach, don't be tardy for the party
Saturate, things are gonna get naughty
Rule 1, you gotta moisturize
From your roots, down to your thighs
Otherwise he won't believe your lies
If you're out here looking like one of his guys
Rule 2, it's all about you
Doesn't matter what you do
They're gonna worship you
Rule 3 is super easy
There's nothing wrong with vanity
Know your worth and stick to it
Don't just let any dick through it
Rule 4, leave them wanting more
Be the greatest whore
More than they can afford

[Chorus]
I'm just a fun blonde, a sexy barbie doll
I lure men in, use them and rob them all
You're not a fun blonde? An angry brunette bitch?
Just bleach your hair girl, don't be so bitter shit
I'm just a fun blonde, a sexy barbie doll
I lure men in, use them and rob them all
You're not a fun blonde? An angry brunette bitch?
Just bleach your hair girl, don't be so bitter shit

[Verse 3]
I'm a valley girl, A-D-E-B
All the hating bitches underestimate me
It's surface level, what hides underneath
Is something from your darkest dreams
You men are jokes, I'm Harley Quinn
You'll always lose, I'll always win
I'll chew you up and spit you out
And having you lusting for my pout
Like my pic on Instagram
Turn into a little yes man
Give me money 'cause I deserve it
My love? You're never gonna earn it
I'm not like those other girls
You'll never be a part of my world
I'm a star and you're a flop
You're never gonna get on top

[Chorus]
I'm just a fun blonde, a sexy barbie doll
I lure men in, use them and rob them all
You're not a fun blonde? An angry brunette bitch?
Just bleach your hair girl, don't be so bitter shit
I'm just a fun blonde, a sexy barbie doll
I lure men in, use them and rob them all
You're not a fun blonde? An angry brunette bitch?
Just bleach your hair girl, don't be so bitter shit

[Bridge]
Blonde, barbie
Blonde, barbie doll
Blonde (Bitch!), barbie
Blonde (Bitch!), barbie doll
Blonde, barbie (Bitch!)
Blonde (Bitch!), barbie doll (Bitch!)
Blonde (Bitch!), barbie (Bitch!)
Blonde (Bitch!), barbie doll

[Chorus]
I'm just a fun blonde, a sexy barbie doll
I lure men in, use them and rob them all
You're not a fun blonde? An angry brunette bitch?
Just bleach your hair girl, don't be so bitter shit