Virtual Life

Words & Music by Paul Brandt

I'm bored

I need a new topic

search the world for another subject

and by the time I find it I've forgotten where I was

iPod and a plasma TV

on the latest reality series

surf the web and I M a bit

while I'm on my cell-phone

I'm high def

and I'm proud of it

and tivo doesn't skip a bit

if I fall asleep I know that I won't ever miss a thing

rewind, record and slow mo

satellite and digital cable

wi-fi, I'm high speed

got a Brooks & Dunn Ringtone

But you can't upload love

And you can't download time

You can't google all life's answers

But everything is gonna be alright

Cause I love you honey

and what we've got's the genuine

real deal

This ain't no

Virtual Life

I need a break

from technology

I think I owe you an apology

I've analyzed our data to quantize the way I feel

been thinking maybe I should

hold you now that would feel real good

a real female instead of e-mail sounds alright to me

Old school

Yeah, a little old fashioned

still don't know how it happened

but now we got 3 kids, a car, and a mortgage of our own

I think I finally got the lowdown

Sometimes we just need to slowdown

take time to smell the roses, pet a dog

and be in love

Ain't nothin like the real thing