Lie Detector

New millennium
Yo, pump this in your Jeeps
This is for all y'all out there
That ever dealt with somebody
Pump this in your Jeeps
Who be lying, fakin', cheatin', stealin', creepin', BS'in'
Pump this in your Jeeps
I got this thing called the lie detector
Two teaspoons and they're bound to tell the truth, listen
Pump this in your Jeeps

You told me that I was your fantasy, yeah (it's yours)
You said that we would practice monogamy
So, I became a freak under the sheets
Put his ass to sleep, creeped into the kitchen
Got the remedy, it's called the lie detector
I slipped it in his drink, brought it to his bedside
And said, "Take a sip of this and don't think"

You won't believe what happened when he slipped the lie detector
Looked into his eyes, asked him, "Where you been?"
He said, "It's no surprise 'cause I've been with my ex girl"
"Why ain't you tell me the truth?"
He said, "You don't wanna hear the truth"
Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector
I thought he loved me but he loved her
So I'm kind of glad he took the lie detector
Now I know the truth, so you can get the boot

Man
God haffi, God haffi, God haffi go, man (Beenie Man)
Tie up yuh, tie up yuh, tie up yuh toenails (Mýa)
Head a guh, head a guh, head a guh roll
When she find out seh you and ah friend ah lie down

She told you, "Baby let's get married" (it's yours)
"I'll always be faithful so let's spend eternity"
So, he became a freak under the sheets (Uh huh)
Put her ass to sleep, creeped into the kitchen
Got the remedy, it's called the lie detector
Slipped it in her drink, brought it to her bedside
And said, "Take a sip of this and don't think"

You won't believe what happened when he gave her lie detector
Looked at the pager number said, "Who's code sixty-nine?"
She said, "Don't be surprised 'cause 69's your best friend"
He looked and swallow his pride frontin' like tough guys don't cry
Sometimes he wish he never gave her a detector
Thought that she loved him, but she loved his best friend
But now he's kind of glad she took the lie detector
He found out the truth, so he gave her the boot (Beenie, man where you at?)

Weh, look pon all ah di woman inna di country
It ain't my fault if di gals dem wan fi love mi
True mi mek out ah meat becaw' di gal dem wan fi cook mi
True, me di girls dem sugar
Mek di girl dem wan fi taste me
Anyway
My life is sweet, my girl is neat
And out ah street, girls dropping at my feet
Well my point of view, is how I see it
Without defeat
From yuh love your girl, nuh bodda cheat

If you got any type of suspicion
Baby, it's all up to your expectations
Make sure that it's real communication
The love for you mi have is deeper than the foundation
Don't want to find yourself askin', "How did this happen?"
My heart is closed, my love is not open
Friday the 13th, went to the movies
Baby, love me up and get grooving, grooving

You won't believe what happened when he slipped the lie detector
Looked into his eyes, asked him, "Where you been?"
He said, "It's no surprise 'cause I've been with my ex girl"
"Why ain't you tell me the truth?"
He said, "You don't wanna hear the truth"
Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector
I thought he loved me but he loved her (it's yours)
So I'm kind of glad he took the lie detector
Now I know the truth, so you can get the boot (come again)

You won't believe what happened when he gave her lie detector
Looked at the pager number said, "Who's code sixty-nine?"
She said, "Don't be surprised 'cause 69's your best friend"
He looked and swallow his pride frontin' like tough guys don't cry
Sometimes he wish he never gave her a detector
Thought that she loved him, but she loved his best friend
But now he's kind of glad she took the lie detector
He found out the truth, so he gave her the boot (ayy)

God haffi, God haffi, God haffi go, man (Beenie Man)
Tie up yuh, tie up yuh, tie up yuh toenails (Mýa)
Head a guh, head a guh, head a guh roll (University)
When she find out seh you and har man ah lie down

God haffi, God haffi, God haffi go, man (Booga Basement)
Tie up yuh, tie up yuh, tie up yuh toenails (Wyclef)
Head a guh, head a guh, head a guh roll (Jerry Wonder)
When she find out seh you and har friend ah lie down

New millennium
R&B meet the Caribbean
We 'bout to take over the world
I told y'all, woo