Dagenham Dave
Alain Whyte / Morrissey
Head in the clouds
And a mouthful of pie
Head in a blouse
Everybody loves him
I see why
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
"I love Karen, I love Sharon" on the windowscreen
With never the need to fight
Or to question a single thing
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
He'd love to touch
He's afraid that he might self-combust
I could say more
But you get the general idea
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham, Dagenham
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dave, oh, Dagenham, Dagenham
Oh, Dave, oh, Dave, oh, Dave
Oh, Dave