Marry Me Tomorrow

If I marry you tomorrow will you take me straight to bed
Gently place my head
On your feather down heart
If you marry me tomorrow and we become newly weds
I’ll kiss you on your head every day until we’re dead

'Cause the good Lord said so
Well dance this holy monogamous tango
I’m your property and you’re my provider
'Til we’re both eternally tired

So every night I’ll set the table and we’ll bless our daily bread
Oh I’ll make surе you’re fed and stay well rеsted
Drawing and erasing curtains for the light that will be shed
Into our little nestly domicile

Until I find you to be vile
And realize I don’t want to bear your child
Let you hit me in the name of His gile
And drink until I’m covered in bile

And when you come home in the evening you can take me to the shed
Pump me full of lead
Kiss the walls with red
When you realize what you’ve done you’ll stick the barrel to your head
And blow one last little kiss for me <3