What Makes Me Tick

Gonna have my head examin'
'Cause my mind's in bad shape
The way that you've been actin'
I think that you've gone ape

The way I let you treat me
It's enough to make me sick
I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tick

If I had the brains of a dummy
I'd be smart
'Cause there ain't no feelin'
In a poor 'ol dummy's heart

And when it comes to cheatin'
Honey, you know every trick
I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tick

Gonna have my head examin'
'Cause I know my mind is broke
The night I saw you kiss her
You said, "Can't you take a joke?"

Now I won't be your monkey
You'd better change and quick
I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tick

If I had the brains of a dummy
I'd be smart
'Cause there ain't no feelin'
In a poor 'ol dummy's heart

And when it comes to cheatin'
Honey, you know every trick
I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tick

I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tick