Hairy Hypochondriac

Roy Kenner, Domenic Troiano, Dale Peters

Somebody find me a wheelchair
I'm feeling kind of faint today
I got beriberi and a whooping cough
I think I’m gonna fade away

I got a case of yellow fever
I get it every other week
My gums swell up with the scurvy
It gets so hard to speak

I got a bad case of sneeze
I got wobbly knees
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac

Hurry up and call the doctor
I think I got the mumps again
Bring me morphine, mama, and some codeine, papa
Read the last rites, my friend

Now I think I'm seeing double
My heart don't seem to beat
Checking for scarlet fever
Being sick sure ain’t neat

I got a bad case of sneeze
I got wobbly knees
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac

Medicare, Allsup, and Blue Cross
Never seem to be enough
I got a paid-up suite in a hospital
Good gosh of mine, things are rough

Ever since I was a baby
Mama said "The boy ain't well!"
I know that things ain't one bit better
'Cause my health's all shot to hell

I got a bad case of sneeze
I got wobbly knees
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac

Hey, doc! I got this pain all over my left leg!
Does that mean my arm is gonna fall off?

I got a bad case of sneeze
I got wobbly knees
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac

Hey, doc! It's about these spots in front of my eyes
What is it, malaria? Am I going blind? What is it?

I got a bad case of sneeze
I got wobbly knees
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac

I can't seem to turn my neck around. What does that mean?
Have I got a whiplash or something?
Stretcher! Medic! Corpsman! Help! Help!

I got a bad case of sneeze
I got wobbly knees
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac

Curiosidades sobre la música Hairy Hypochondriac del James Gang

¿Cuándo fue lanzada la canción “Hairy Hypochondriac” por James Gang?
La canción Hairy Hypochondriac fue lanzada en 1972, en el álbum “Straight Shooter”.
¿Quién compuso la canción “Hairy Hypochondriac” de James Gang?
La canción “Hairy Hypochondriac” de James Gang fue compuesta por Roy Kenner, Domenic Troiano, Dale Peters.

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