Me & Elvis

[Verse 1]
Me and Elvis used to have a good time
We'd cash in all our Coke bottles
To buy a quart of wine
Me and Elvis, we'd ride out to the park
Smoke his daddy's cigarettes
And come home after dark (Yeah)
Me and Elvis liked to really rock and roll
We liked to crank up our guitars
And then we'd really lose control (Yeah)
Me and Elvis, we would ride our motorbikes
We used to always skip school
We did just what we liked

[Chorus]
Me and Elvis
Elvis and I
Me and Elvis
Elvis and I

[Verse 2]
Me and Elvis, we were cool with the chicks
We had a smooth delivery
And we knew how to get our kicks
Me and Elvis never worried about the cops
He flashed the badge he got from Nixon
Every time that we got stopped
Me and Elvis used to play pinball all day
And the machines would never tilt
And no one ever had to pay
Me and Elvis liked our leather jackets black
And we'd ride up and down the river
In a brand new Cadillac

[Chorus]
Me and Elvis
Elvis and I
Me and Elvis
Elvis and I

[Bridge]
Sweating in the Memphis sun
Elvis kept us in the shade
And when the crowd got much too thick
Elvis put up the barricades
And when the colonel gave him lemons
Elvis served up lemonade
And when the time came for departure
Elvis had his dues full paid

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Me and Elvis, we really tried to disappear
We took his jet down to Las Vegas
And we stayed a couple of years
Me and Elvis watched TV 'til we got late
And we would never change the channel
We'd use Elvis' .38
Me and Elvis, we never meant to sing the blues
But avalanches never go
In the direction that you choose
Me and Elvis finally made our sacrifice
And now his picture's on my mantle
Sitting next to Jesus Christ

[Chorus]
Me and Elvis
Elvis and I
Me and Elvis
Elvis and I, oh
Me and Elvis
Elvis and I, oh
Me and Elvis
Elvis and I