Welcome to L.A.

Imagine having all of the money in life that it takes
You could go anywhere, anyhow you choose
There's no race

Would you live in a city of a constant sun
Where the air is too poison to breathe
You're on two packs a day
C'mon live in LA

Huh-huh
Yes you will

You're living in a city where you've gotta have a car
There's nowhere to drive
And the beach is an ashtray

Tuck those buttocks
Change the line of your nose
Replant your hair
C'mon stretch that skin
How do look from within

You'll like it a lot
You'll like it a lot
You'll like it a lot
You'll love it

Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA
The only good vibration is a 7.5
You need the good cookin' to know you're half alive
Just feel those good vibrations
Can't you feel those sweet sensations

Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA

You'll like it a lot
You'll like it a lot
You'll like it a lot
You'll love it
You'll like it a lot

Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA
Welcome to LA
(repeat)

You love it