Nudge
I got a nudge
From the judge
And he said
I'm not gonna budge
Well, excuse me, officer
I got a nudge
From my chick
And she said
You make me sick
Well, excuse me, officer
Woo
Yeah
Woo, woo, woo
I got a nudge
From all my buds
And they sat me down in a big circle and said
Dude, we love you, but you're seriously fucking up big time
Well, excuse me, officers
Ah
Oh
Blah
I got a nudge
From the judge
But I'm not
Gonna budge
Well, excuse me, officer
Well, excuse me, officer