Sand On The Beach

I'm a good friend, I'm a bad friend
I will do anything to make you laugh
You're still sleeping with your ex-boyfriend
I don't care, I just wanna make you laugh
It's a classic full Jurassic
I get paid to sing and you get paid to act
But I don't take those kinds of jobs anymore, no

And I will buy you all the sand on the beach
The sand on the beach, well
I'm here if you wanna talk
'Cause your man's out of reach
And you only have a week, well
I think that we should get tropical
Or maybe it's the alcohol
Or maybe it's the White Claw

I was hookin' up with your best friend
But I was thinkin' 'bout you the entire time
I was packin' beak with your brother
2020 was such a waste of time
I got hooked on Molly
And then I probably
Went way too hard and way too fast
Straight whiskey in a coffee
And a tamale
Well, I'm sorry I got nothing fuckin' left

And I will buy you all the sand on the beach
The sand on the beach, well
I'm here if you wanna talk
'Cause your man's out of reach
And you only have a week, well
I think that we should get tropical
Or maybe it's the alcohol
Or maybe it's the White Claw

The sand on the beach
The sand on the beach, well
I'm here if you wanna talk
'Cause your man's out of reach
And you only have a week, well
I think that we should get tropical
Or maybe it's the White Claw
Or maybe it's the alcohol
Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw