Russian Sleep Experiment vs Gateway of the Mind
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
GATEWAY OF THE MIND
VS
RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Gateway of the Mind]
This is the Gateway of the Mind that you’re about to face
When I’m done, I’ll put your 5 people into their place
Take a step through my gateway, your nightmares are about to begin
You’re gonna want to keep on dreaming, if you hope to win!
Honestly, my senses are missing, but I can still see
This wannabe-looking Gollum thinks he has a shot against me!
Pounding at my cage! Your stupidity only strengthens my rage!
You know the end is now when you look into my blind gaze
[Verse 2: Russian scientist #1, Russian scientist #2 and Russian scientist #3]
You’re looking tired over there, let me spray you with my gas
Let me teach about the mind, sit down, it’s time for class
You versus us? That’s a crazy theory you spawned
But don't worry, you won't be around for very long
Remove all your senses? What a terrible idea, such a disgrace!
You think you’re scary? When it's you who have met a terrible fate
You can’t see, smell, touch, taste or hear me and that’s not all!
Telling lies about god when you can't even hear yourself talk!
It’s over for you Gateway, you’re still that caged sad old man
You’ll end up dead, but that’s okay, it was always your escape plan
You compared to us? You’ll make my subjects fall asleep!
Looks like my victory is so... nearly... FREE!!!
[Verse 3: Gateway of the Mind]
You 3 men don’t scare me. The voices in my head are many
They hired you for research? I wouldn’t fund you a penny!
The dead relatives of yours speak to me in a hush tone
It’s clear to see you never had wives and will continue to be alone
When darkness falls over you, killing the subjects isn’t the way
Let them scream pain away and maybe they’ll see the light of day
But of course they won’t, because you scientists are asleep mentally
Once I'm done with you, I'll have these Russians put to sleep PERMANENTLY!
[Verse 4: Russian scientist #1]
So many years, we've studied to try and comprehend sleep
But between you and me, I've achieved no easy feat
Breaking the mental barrier into something that we called insanity
When in reality, it's sleep that keeps us all living happily
What have you done? Not a damn thing worth to mention
But through my progression, it's now time that I show TRUE AGGRESSION
THE END IS NOW, I'VE ELIMINATED THIS FAKE!
BUT THE TIME WON'T COME AGAIN WHEN YOU FINALLY AWAKE!!!
[Verse 5: Gateway of The Mind]
...You can take your petty gas, and step out of the room
Cause I have spoken to God, and he has abandoned you
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *gas sprayed* BAttles...of.....CREEPYPas... *snore*